Okay, so this is the first fan fiction I'm going to post. I'm pretty sure I'll only do glee fan fics. I've written the starts of heaps but not the ends.
Disclaimer: Santana and Rachel aren't BFFs, Puckleberry/Faberry/Pezberry isn't the main couple and Klaine can't get their act together. There's a stack of evidence a mile high that proves I DON'T OWN GLEE.
Rating: Don't be mad at me! I'll try to make it as dirty as I put the rating up to. I just had to be careful: don't want an epic fail as my first upload or fiction or whatever.
Time line: Rachel and Blaine kiss never happened. They're just friends. Kurt and Blaine are together. Santana isn't in love with Brittany (DON'T HIT ME! THEY'LL BE TOGETHER IN ANOTHER FICTION!), so she's looking for someone else.
I'm starting this off as a facebook chapter cause I love those but might end up with actual paragraphs. Not telling who Rachel ends up with, sorry! BTW had a Tina last name blank and had to add her in so I just put in Tina. Everyone knows who she is, she don't need no last name!
Santana Lopez is now friends with Rachel Berry.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: holy crap Berry, since when r u popular? 32 people checked out an update you put up 10 seconds ago? Sif. Must be the Santana in you.
Rachel Berry: Noah, I find that remark insulting. I may not be popular but I have friends.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: like who queen dwarf dork?
Mercedes Jones: Don't be pounding on my girl, Puckerman. I'm her friend.
Kurt Hummel: Same here.
Mike Chang: Same here.
Tina: Lay off Rachel you jerk! We're all her friends.
Finn Hudson: * Puts hand up * I am.
Quinn Fabray: same here.
Sam Evans: Luv not war, dude. BTW you got a friend in me Rache !
Blaine Anderson: Sam Evans is officially awesome because he used a toy story song to stand up for Rachel. And I'm her friend dude.
Artie Abrams: im her friend too. and I like the fact that she's a dwarf. I don't look so short when she sings next to me.
Brittany Pierce: Hey, why didn't any1 tell me we where bein awesome to Beary? Pukk sux! Hey I rhymed! Ooh that just magically corrected itself!
Lauren Zeiss: Berry is sort of irritating but she got me those raisinettes, so lay off Puckerman.
Rachel Berry: Noah has the fact that you're a complete idiot managed to escape your mind? You're one of my friends you bozo!
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: * Throws an online slushie at Rachel *
Rachel Berry: * Dodges the slushie with ease and smiles at Noah * Your grammar really improves when you want to make a point! See, I told you I'm a good tutor.
Kurt Hummel: WHAT?
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: You are so dead Berry.
Rachel Berry: Oops! But see, your grammar is, if I might be so bold, awesome!
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Brittany Pierce: Ha! Rachel said awesome. Look there it is again its magically moving my words to make them right. Better than a double rainbow all the way!
Artie Abrhams: Looks like im not the only one tutoring berry. See its not fair she gets more points cause she's prettier.
Brittany Pierce: true. No offence artie but she's way prettier than u giggles.
Kurt Hummel: brit, you're meant to put stars there to.. oh never mind. But hang on a sec we're getting side tracked… RACHEL'S DOING WHAT TO NOAH?
Mercedes Jones: I totally got the wrong idea from that last sentence.
Santana Lopez: I think you mean the right idea!
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Rachel Berry: I've just been tutoring Noah in a few subjects.
Santana Lopez: Like how to flip your skirt so it doesn't show any of your underwear but still turns guys on?
Rachel Berry: No!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: she don't need practise in that * wink * but im finding it hard to cop a feel: any ideas?
Santana Lopez: Sing a Streisand song.
Mercedes Jones: Guys he's trying to distract us. BTW why is it such a big deal? The whole tutor thing?
Blaine Anderson: well I don't know the whole deal here cause no offence but not turned on by girls but if she's got the whole innocent school girl look going on, tutoring is like five times as dirty as it is for other girls.
Tina: Personally, I think you guys are looking too deep into the whole thing.
Santana Lopez: either that or they're totally banging.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I wish. Still you're totes going down berry.
Rachel Berry: Lets go with either that, shall we? And you just said totes Noah.
Mike Chang: Epic fail :S
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Brittany Pierce: Well, maybe a PINK double rainbow all the way would be awesomer than the magic correcty thing. Well it didn't correct that, so if it had pots of gold at the end then it would be cooler.
Lauren Zeiss: Brittany all this talk about rainbows and pink is making me want to hurl and believe or not, mum doesn't like last nights curry soup splattered all over her laptop.
Tina: Umm you use your mum's laptop?
Lauren Zeiss: Well I have looks, charm and brains. Can't have my own laptop that'd be tipping the scales too much and with my weight that's going a little too far.
Mercedes Jones: You seem very comfortable in your body.
Lauren Zeiss: Well, I'm awesome. If that means being huge, I should be bigger than the sun by college.
Quinn Fabray: getting side tracked again people. Just settle this already.
Finn Hudson: how?
Brittany Pierce: Oooh Santana do one of the questions!
Mike Chang: The questions?
Quinn Fabray: The questions are questions that can be used in a sexy context but you can say them in public without being frowned upon.
Sam Evans: Awesome.
Santana Lopez: rache what r u wearin?
Rachel Berry: A black just above knee length skirt, black and white runners and a tight blue sweater.
Santana Lopez: Can anyone honestly say they didn't go hard when they pictured that?
Lauren Zeiss: Me.
Brittany Pierce: What are we talking about?
Rachel Berry: That's a good question. But I have to go to hip hop, so I can't answer it.
Santana Lopez: Hip hop is hot.
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So what'd you think? Love it? Hate it? Whatever the answer, please R&R! By the way, I'm not one of those lucky people who can update every day. No, I have other stuff to do. Sorry! ONE MORE SORRY: I'm horrible at naming.