Hellow! This is owlcityluvr12, J.V.K SilverWings, and AsianKilljoy. (Links on my profile)
PLEASE NO FLAMING! THIS WAS MADE AT A SLUMBER PARTY WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO!
The case of the ninja strippers!
A Glee Story!
Main Character=Wes Montgomery & Mike Chang
AsianKilljoy:
One day at Dalton Academy...or McKinley both Wes and Mike meet up to disscuss ideas for their next strip club meeting.
owlcityluvr12: No! Fail! You can't announce the plot right away!
AsianKilljoy: SCREW YOUUU!
J.V.K SilverWings: I'm not part of this.
AsianKilljoy: Psh, yeah you are!
owlcityluvr12: Killjoy! Try again!
AsianKilljoy:
One day in class at McKinley High Mike sent Tina a note saying: I'm breaking up with you :|
to which Tina replies with: WHY! Well doesn't matter I was cheating on you with Puck. Mike says: o well your a whore anyway. Tina says: well you have a tiny tongue.
owlcityluvr12: …
J.V.K SilverWings: You guys are ruining Glee for me. I wont EVER be able to look at Mike again without thinking of tiny toungs and gay Asian sex. Freaking weirdos..
owlcityluvr12: Ok, 1. you spelled tongues wrong. 2. stop hitting me. And 3. you guys! Why are you playing that game?
J.V.K SilverWings: Because it's fun.
Owlcityluvr12: so do I get to write the rest of the story? ...sidenote;.
AsianKilljoy: Sure!
Owlcityluvr12: Woo!
Mike pulled out his tongue, looking at it's size. He shrugged and glued it back on.
RIIIIING!
Mike was out of school faster than you can say:
He ran all the way to Dalton Academy in less than four seconds-while stopping for a side trip (that totally did not involve killing Catherine). Wes was sitting on the front steps, who said, "What took you so long?" Mike did not know what to say-
J.V.K SilverWings: 'The Case Of The Ninja Strippers'... If someone favorites this I will send them a fruit basket with a bomb in it.
Owlcityluvr12: SHUT UP!
-so he grabbed Wes and ripped his shirt off. And then started having a hot Asian makeout/sex session, right there on the steps of Dalton Academy. And then David walked out and was like "Hot damn, i'm getting in that!" and ripped his pants off and started thrusting.
And then Wes' mom drove up, and threw a fruit basket with a bomb in it at the three boys- and guess who jumped out of the passenger seat?
TINA...
And she grabbed Mike by his teeth and gave him a ninja sword, and then gave Wes nunchuks, and then gave David... CHINESE FOOD!
And so they were officially ninja strippers.
AsianKilljoy: awesome story (smiley face)
J.V.K SilverWings: Excuse me, but I am the ONLY one who can write about gay sex and make it classy. Have you read the notes on my ipod? Its like a gay sex riot up in there.
AsianKilljoy: Wow. I'm learning a lot about you that I didn't need to.
Owlcityluvr12: LOL.
So... BYE!
