YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

Alfred looked at the video "Strippers life?" he asked looking up at Francis "what type of horror movie is this?"

Arthur grabbed the movie "It's better then a porn movie" he said popping it into the DvD player and pressing play.

Francis sat down and smiled "that's what it is, Arthur" he said as he pulled the Britain to his chest "but you'll never guess who's staring it"

Alfred shot up and gaped at the screen "WHY THE HELL AM I IN A PORN MOVIE!" he yelled looking at Francis as the person on the TV was strutting towards the screen in a strippers police uniform "I NEVER FILMED THIS!"

"but you're right there" Arthur said pointing at the screen as the Alfred on the TV started stripping "Oh my god" he covered his eyes "this isn't a porn movie, it's a strip movie"

"HaHa, Alfred you're playing with yourself" Francis said laughing his head off as he watched the Alfred on the TV slip out of the shirt going painfully slow "Mon dieu" he covered his mouth "you should put on a show for us"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Alfred yelled glaring at Francis before turning his glare to the TV screen at the him who was now playing with his own erection. He pressed the button on the TV shutting it off "That's not me" he said crossing his arms across his chest with a frown on his face "I want to know who the hell he is"

Matthew smiled as they called cut "thank god" he said slipping into his robe before wiping the cum off his hand on the towel he was handed "I can't do this much longer" he walked into his tralor and took a quick shower before changing into his jeans and red sweater. He sighed as he walked out of the trailor and walking towards the main building

"Matthew! My man!" The director said "you had me wanting to rape the hell out of you"

"Um….Then you sir?" Matthew said sounding unsure "but…. I can't do this anymore, It's the same thing over and over again, just different outfits"

"then you need a partner, everyone loves a good sex on a video" the director said putting an arm around his shoulders and leading him towards the filming room

"you're going to make me not only jack myself off but also have sex with someone I don't know on TV!" Matthew said glaring at him "I'm ok with jacking myself off, but I draw a line at having sex with some random person off the street. And that's final" he crossed his arms and looked around

"Then we'll just find someone else" the director said smiling at the look the Canadian gave him "unless you're willing to do this, it'll be one video"

Matthew thought for a minute "just one video" he said holding out his hand "then it's over, I'm not doing it again"

The director smiled and shook his head "I can do that" he said before leading the Canadian towards the main room "we'll have auditions, and you get to choose. It'd be better if you pick someone that looks kind of like you"

"you want twin incest?" Matthew asked looking disgusted look came across his face as he director handed him a clipboard. He scanned the scene with his eyes and then looked back up at the director "fine" he said handing it back "We can try it, but we go with the flow. I'll start the scene the way I want to, which will be the way it'll flow the best"

"you know what's best" the director said "I'll send invites to several people, and who comes comes"