Warning: Swearing. In this fic Kanda and Lavi are brothers (wow never saw that coming….)
Lenalee stormed into Kanda's room where he and Lavi were playing chess. Kanda was currently winning.
"Where the fuck is dad brothers!" Lenalee said tipping over their chess board and staring at Kanda.
"He left ME in charge sister!" Kanda shouted standing up and grabbing Mugen from his bed.
They said in Unison "I don't take lip from a-"
"Slut!"
"Cunt!"
Lavi leaned back and smiled "My brother and sister should fu-"
Kanda shot Lavi a glare, "Lavi. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!"
Lavi laughed but became quiet and stood up and leaned against a wall.
"I'm the smartest! And the toughest! I will find a hole and fuck it! If there ain't one I will make one. Kanda don't take shit from no one! One brain. Mark it up! Only I got brains enough. That's why pop will leave HQ to me! Me! Me! Me! Me!"
Lavi walked over to Kanda and Lenalee, "Ha! Ask a finder who they prefer. Ten out of Nine will say the Lavi~ The most dashing, Panty snatching." Kanda laughed at that line, "I will leave you diapers dripping. Two hearts! Mark it up! Lavi steals all the hearts!"
Kanda Snickered. "You ain't got the guts brother!"
"I'll barf on you lungs brother!"
In unison they both yelled "Dad will leave HQ to me!"
"You wait! Time, time will tell!" Kanda yelled.
Lavi smiled "Time will tell~"
"Lavi's face will woo them all! When I inherit all papa's stuff! Take dad's will and mark you out!"
"Take my cut and mark it up! Mark it up!"
Again in unison they yelled, "Mark it up!"
I love D. Gray-Man~ Anyway. Yeah.
Song: Mark It Up - Repo! The Genetic Opera