A/N: This was Made for a friend. It entirely a Parody. It is NOT meant to Offend anyone.
I Love MSR in reality. But what better form of flattery than to mock? Isn't that what our mother's told us when that boy in elementary school wouldn't stop teasing us? Anyways.

Oh, and Megan, Jacqueline, Delaney and David are friends of mine. I'm Kate. Nice to meet you.

Rating: M - due to language and sexual themes.

Chapter 1: A Movie Date.

It was a dark and stormy night. OH GOD WHY DID I START IT LIKE THAT?! Oh well anyways... Agent Dana Scully was sitting in her bathtub having a wonderful time playing with her rubber ducky.

"yeeehhehehehe" she giggled as she splashed around in the tub. You'd think a grown woman like herself would be able to control such a lustful desire to play with rubber duckies in the bathtub but alas, that was one thing Scully had never been able to get over.

Suddenly the phone rang, but Scully ignored it. She was having just too much fun amongst the bubbles and now twenty more rubber duckies she'd somehow found in a matter of mere seconds.

But the phone kept ringing. It rang. And it rang. And it rang. IT RANG DAMNIT IT RANG! It got louder and louder and louder and louder. Finally the whole apartment building was shaking and the people living on the other floors were screaming at the top of their lungs, thinking it was an earthquake or a zombie apocalypse or Aliens landing.

But honestly, Aliens?! That's just stupid. Haha. Stupid people.

Anywho. Scully, to her disappointment, thought she should answer the phone. She stood up, quickly towelled herself dry and ran out to the living room. Naked.

"Hello? Hello! Is anyone there?" She spoke into the wrong end of the receiver. "whoops, my bad." She flipped the phone around and laughed.

"Hello Scully, It's me, your irresistible Partner at the FBI, Fox Mulder." She heard come from the other end.

"Oh hi Mulder." She giggled like a schoolgirl and blushed.

"So I was just masturbating to some porno mags when I thought I'd take the most gorgeous girl I know out to a movie tonight." Mulder said in that sexy, sultry voice of his.

"Oh, who're going to take then Mulder?" She asked, was she really that stupid? SHE'S A FREAKING DOCTOR FOR GOD'S SAKE! AND SHE DOESN'T GET HIS ROMANTIC HINTS? HONESTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS SHITTY FANFI- AHHH GOD SOMEONE'S INJECTING me with....... sle..eping......

Alright so hello I'm the new narrator. Let's go on.

"You silly goose!" Mulder chuckled. "Is there any movie you want to see?"

"PONYO OBVIOUSLY." Megan screamed.
"MEGAN GET BACK HERE YOU ARE RUINING MY EPICALLY BAD FANFICTION!" Kate hollered.

"Ummmm Ponyo sounds like a good movie..." Scully said as she watched the two random teenage girls who had randomly appeared in her apartment leave (through the window of course), bickering and calling each other names as they went.

"Alright I'll be there in 20 minutes to pick you up. Wear something sexy."

"Okay..." Scully said blandly before hanging up.

***

Scully wore a large turtle neck sweater in a disgusting – I mean beautiful shade of olive green. It had little hot pink stars embroidered onto it and her pants; long corduroy jeans, were the ugliest –YELP! I mean the nicest shade of Brown. (please help me, the writers are stabbing me with red hot pitchforks...)

"You look... darling." Mulder, who held a bouquet of roses, said as he stepped into the apartment.

"Thanks, but this isn't what I'm wearing. I'll be back in a minute. Thanks for the flowers." Scully replied sweetly as she took the flowers from him and went to her bedroom.

Two and ¾ of an hour later, she came back into the living room wearing a pretty little black dress and a pair of heels.

"That's a little fancy for the Movies, don't you think?" Mulder stated. He was sitting on her couch, wearing a three piece suit and a fancy blue tie Scully had bought for his birthday one year.

"Oh, you don't like it?" She asked. Her blue eyes stared to tear up as she frowned.

"No no! It's lovely! Honest! You look amazing, as always." Mulder tried to charm her.

"Alright let's get going, the next show starts IN THREE MINUTES!" She screamed staring intensely at her watch. Cause women do that sometimes. Trust me.

***

When they arrived, they took their seats at the back of the theatre and settled in.

"Damnit, Mulder we missed the previews! That's the best part!"

"Scully you sexy thing you, shut up and kiss me!"
"What? Why?"
"SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH PONYO!" Megan yelled, throwing her popcorn at them.

Kate, Jacqueline, Delaney and David were sitting with her. They gave Scully and Mulder dirty looks, like they were fuck their shit up if they didn't shut up. They seemed to be the only people in the theatre other than Mulder and Scully.

"Whoa chill bro!" Mulder said calmly. "I was just trying to get my girlfriend here to make out with me."

"I'm your girlfriend? When did this happen?" Scully was terribly confused. It hurt. IT HURT SO BAD.

"Never mind let's just get out of here Scully. My place or Yours?"
"Umm Yours?

"My place it is then."

"Oh. I just want to go home Mulder, I'm starting to get a headache. I can't stand Noah Cyrus' annoyingly high pitched voice."
"Too late we're already at my place." Mulder smiled as he pulled his car into his apartment's parking garage.
"Wow that was fast..." Scully replied, still utterly confused.
Megan and her friends watched Ponyo in peace...FINALLY.