The Holdiay Naruto Parody
Shikamaru: (comes out from behind curtain) Troublesome... This is .Blood.Engel.Yuzuki.'s present to all the people who end up reading this troublesome fic. As you read in the summary, it is a bunch of parodies of Holiday songs, ect.
Naruto: And now, we're going to preform them! Believe it!!! First up, we have Gaara!!!
Shikamaru: Troublesome...Z Z Z Z Z Z
BloodEngel: I do not own Naruto, or any songs/poems.
The Naruto Cast Presents...
A parody of Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer
Gaara The Red Haired Ninja
You know Rock Lee, and Choji, and Nara Shikamaru
You know Sakura and Sasuke and Naruto and Kakashi...
But do you recall...
The most famous ninja of all?
Gaara the red haired ninja ((ninja!))
Had some very dangerous jutsu ((like Suna Shigure!))
And if you ever saw him ((saw him!))
You should probably run away! ((run like crazy!!!))
All of the other sand nin ((sand nin!))
Used to glare and call him names ((then-they-got-killed!))
They never let poor Gaara ((Gaara!))
Join in any ninja games ((like dodge-kunai!))
Then one foggy random day,
Tsunade came to say (("I'm so drunk!"))
"Gaara with your demon--hey!" ((ninja!))
"Won't you the the Kazekage."
Then all the sand nin loved him ((loved him))
As they shouted out with glee, (("we're all suck-ups!"))
"Gaara the red haired ninja," ((ninja!))
YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!!!!!!!! ((like Kyuubi!!!))
Gai: Lee-kun, show them your stuff!!! YOSH!!!
Lee: Yes Gai-sensei!!!
The Naruto Cast Presents...
A parody of Twas the Night Before Christmas
Twas the Night Before 'Youth-mas'
T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a Kage Bushin was stirring, not in this house.
All the kunai were placed by the chimney with care, in hopes that she wouldn't forget they were there.
Tenten was nestled all snug in her bed, while visions of Shurinken danced in her head.
While her in her pajamas and her cat in her lap, had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
When
out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, Tenten sprang from her
bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window she flew in
a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The
moon on the grass, gave the lustre of mid-day to objects
below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear but a
miniature sleigh, and eight put-out ninja. With a short,
green-covered driver, so lively and quick, she knew in a moment it
wasn't St. Nick. More rapid than eagles he came, and he
whistled, and shouted, and called by name; "Now, Neji!
Now, Hinata! How, Naruto and Choji! On, Gaara! On Kankuro! On,
Temari and Ino! To the top of the porch! To the top of the
wall! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!" As
leaves that before the wild green-beast fly, when they meet with an
obstacle, mount to the sky. So up to the house-top the
coursers they flew, with the sleigh full of toys, and Rock Lee
too. And then, in a twinkling, she heard on the roof the
prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As she drew in her
hand, and was turning around, down the chimney her teammate came with
a bound. He was dressed all in spandex, from his head to his
foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A
bundle of toys he had flung on his back, and he looked like a peddler
just opening his pack. His teeth -- how they twinkled! His
eyebrows-- how scary! His cheeks were like roses, his nose
like a cherry!
His
greasy black hair all drawn up with a bow, And the fake beard
on his chin was as white as the snow, the stump of a pipe he held
tight in his teeth, and the smoke it encircled his head like a
wreath. He had a broad face and a little round belly, that
shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly. He wasn't
chubby or plump, not to Choji's degree, and I laughed when I saw him,
in spite of myself. A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
soon filled me with a lump of dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, and polished all the kunai; then turned with a jerk.
And
laying his finger aside of his nose, giving a nod, up the chimney he
rose; He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And
away they all flew like the down of a thistle, but I heard him
exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Happy YOUTH-MAS to
all, and to all a good night!!!"
The Naruto Cast Presents...
A parody of Frosty the Snowman
Kakashi the Snowman
Kakashi the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul,
With a grey-ish mask and a pervert's book and one eye from Obito.
Kakashi the Snowman, is a fairytale, they say.
He is on a TV show, but the children know he came out of the TV one day.
There must have been some magic in that old top hat he found,
For when he placed it on his head, he began to dance around!
Oh, Kakashi, the Snowman, was a a weirdo copy-nin
and his students say he is late everyday,
It's
true, so you'd better believe me!
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
Look at Kakashi go.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
Over
the hills of sand.
Frosty the Snowman, knew the sun was hot in Suna,
So he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun, before I melt away."
Down to the Village Hidden in the Leaves,
Running here and there, all around the square,
Sayin', "Catch me if you can."
He led them down the streets of town, right to the Hokage;
And only paused a moment, when he heard him holler, "Stop!"
For Kakashi, the Snowman, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, saying, "I like pie, now I'm gonna get a parfait!"
BloodEngel: More to come!!! R & R please!!!