Disclaimer: I don't own Vampire Knight.
Why Zero?
"Oh, Zerooo~"
"What?"
"Why is your name Zero? Does that mean you're a nobody?"
"..."
"Or maybe your parents weren't really planning on having a child but then the condom your father used had a hole in it. Since you're like an accidental child maybe they didn't really thought about naming you properly. They had like Zero ideas"
"..." (I'm going to kill this brat, human or not)
"Oh wait, you have a twin brother by the name Ichiru so my first theory's wrong."
"..."
"Maybe they didn't really have any money to pay the hospital. They like had Zero cash."
"..."
"Maybe you're dumb. You have like Zero knowledge."
"..." (One more word out of this brat and I'm seriously going to shove Bloody Rose in her mouth and shoot til' all the bullets are in her gullet.)
"Aha I got it. You're an orphan! You don't have the Kiryu blood flowing inside you. Your so called parents wanted everyone to know that you aren't a real Kiryu, so they named you Zero Kiryu."
After that conversation, It should be noted that the doctors had to do an eight hour surgery in order to remove all fifty bullets out of my system.
Author's Notes: Well that's that. I planned on making it into a real story but I ended up writing crap. Oh well. I just hope you guys won't kill me.
I'll try annoying Kaname next.