Hiro's Scissors, Kai's Kitty, Max's Candy
Lol well this is something I thought of last week :D ...but didn't actually get around to writing it :/ … (stupid homework) .
So basically it's about Hiro telling people the "real" reason you're not supposed to run with scissors, Kai finding a kitty on his way to a "chat" with someone… and what happens when a random person finds Max's secret stash of sweets...I mean "candy" :)
"talking"
"thinking"
Hiro's Scissors, Kai's Kitty, Max's Candy
It was a Monday evening and, like every other Monday evening, Kenny came over to Tyson's to help him with his homework… for three hours… plus another three.
"Kenny, it would be WAY easier if you just give me your homework…" Tyson begged he was tired from lining out his copy for the billionth time that day plus Kenny has stashed his in his laptops secret compartment again.
"No Tyson, that would be cheating and I – "
"Gahhh..! It's not cheating its team-work… Like the BladeBreakers, we're a team, so could ya give me your maths homework buddy?" Tyson pleaded on his knees after interrupting Kenny mid-speech. His hat had been thrown out the window already as he couldn't fathom how "2 + x = 3" and it seemed like the most logical thing to do in that situation.
"Umm… Tyson why don't you do the art homework instead?" Kenny offered, he was tired of… attempting to argue with Tyson, plus he wanted the world champ off of his now dead leg.
"Art... Oh yeah! I'll get the scissors!" Tyson all but screamed while letting go of his friends' leg. "Hey Kenny….do you know where my hat is" Tyson asked, a dumbfounded look on his face while he looked in the mirror that was conveniently placed on the wall which seemed to be mocking him.
Kenny just shook his head in amazement. "He found his reflection…"
how dumb could this day be?
Kai was wandering down a random street on his way to the B.B.A. headquarters. He was half way between a pet store and an animal rescue place.
"One look couldn't hurt…could it?" Kai thought to himself as he looked at his bey, which was for some unknown reason in his hand. A ray of light reflected of the bit-chip which made Dranzer look it shock its head in disapproval.
"You're right Dranzer, they are closed today, it's a bank-holiday-Monday." Kai declared out load as he then realised there was a calendar beside him… conveniently placed, that is.
He then continued to stroll down the street when something hit him. "If it's a BANK-holiday-Monday… why are shops closed as well?" This question stayed in his mind for a while as he turned the corner into a strangely creepy alleyway.
"Hmm… maybe I should turn back, my Hiro senses are tingling." (1)
BANG..!
"Hey Kenny, guess what I found?" Tyson shouted out, loud enough for half of the worlds' population to hear.
"Was it the scissors?" Kenny asked trying not to laugh at the fact Tyson was already in front of him, or more specifically, he was actually holding a fork…
Tyson was now wearing a badly designed skirt over his clothes with bright orange pineapples on it, actual pineapples, which is why he had the fork.
Kenny, for no apparent reason, got up and started to jog around the room looking for some glue. It was at that moment Hiro came in and saw the teen running with A SCISSORS in his hand.
"KENNY! Why am I looking at you running! And what is THAT in your hand? " Hiro shouted at the now shaking teen, while his brother stared in an edible skirt which was missing over half the pineapples used.
"…"
"Do you know how DANGEROUS it is to run with scissors?" Hiro demanded while placing his arms on his waist.
"Yes…" Kenny replied sheepishly, his head down looking at what appeared to be Kai's shoes.
"Do you know what could've happened if you fell?" Hiro asked sternly.
"I could've hurt myself and the scissors would've gone up through the roof of my mouth…" Was the teens answer.
"What kind of mumbo-jumbo is that? That is the biggest load of bull I have ever heard… The REAL reason you're not supposed to run with scissors is—"
"Wait Hiro, are you sure you want to tell us THAT, I mean I have only gotten over my fear of scissors…and I still don't run unless Kai tells me t-"
"Yes, I am sure... now THIS is why you should never EVER run with scissors..."
Hiro continued to explain the horrible truth of the scissors to the teens until they were shaking with fear, he didn't get to finish as they ran out of the dojo screaming like crazed fan-girls on helium… with extra screaming on the side.
Kai had come to a stop on his journey to the B.B.A. he looked down the alleyway where there was a loud BANG.
There were three heavy, ugly tomcats surrounding a cute little ball of white fluff with two bright blue eyes. The tomcats, who Kai personally called "Boris", "Voltaire" and "Barthez", were about to pounce on the little fur ball, or to be more specific, FLATTEN the little fur ball into fluff-filled pancakes.
Kai, who is a super smexy feen, had Drazer in his hand, as well as his launcher, he expertly launched his blade into the stratosphere where it instantly came back and hit "Boris" on the butt, "Barthez" on the side of its' face and "Voltaire" in the ribs, not to mention make him look super sexy!
The three tomcats ran away meowing in pain after giving Kai an "oh-no-you-didn't" look.
Kai then went over to the fur ball and picked it up. The fur ball looked at Kai and twitched it cute little nose which had a black patch on it. Its' blue eyes twinkled as it purred to Kai's theme song which was on in the backround.
"I'm going to call you…'Dranzer Jr.' "Kai announced, full of sugariness and glee. He quickly looked around to check if anyone had heard or seen him.
He continued on his journey with Dranzer and Dranzer Jr. to the B.B.A. to have a "chat" with Mr. Dickinson.
"Hey, Dranzer and Dranzer Jr., do ye know where my shoes are? I mean I'm wearing Tyson's shoes for fluffs sake!" Kai asked while placing both Dranzers into his pocket.
"If Tyson has my shoes again I will kill him with maths… and Pine-bots" Kai thought to himself, an evil smile etched on his perfect lips.
End..!
(1) Okay that was a near perfect pun.. "Hiro senses" - "Hero senses"
¬¬ okay nobody got that…
NEXT FEW CHAPTERS... what to expect - don't ask ...please :L its a random thing That will take forever to explain as i don't know why i put that there :L
What was that story about? (the scissors)
What is the "chat"
Where does Max come into this?
Who is hiro's next victim?
Who has Kai's shoes?
What will Ms. Kincade say about Tyson's homework?
(or better yet, what will TYSON say about what she said?)
What is Max's "candy"? and what does he do when he finds out somebody took some of it? :O
Review to find out :P … lol 1 review will make me happy,,, but more will make me...Happier :D Oh, I can only update on weekends… or when I don't have a lot of homework . grr teachers… (next chapter will be 100 times better than this, PROMISE..!)
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