Like omg guys hi! This is my first time writing for Kuro and I like love the series! Please favourite and review and support my writing! Thanks and cookies for anyone that does!

Hiya! My name's Yuki Neko Kawaii Desu! Well, not really, but Japanese sound soo much more kawaii than boring old English. I have pale white skin with rainbow colored hair along with cat ears and a cat tail! My hair changes color with my mood and my eyes are a pretty sapphire/ ocean blue.

One day I was walking down the street to go home when I found that I suddenly wasn't walking home anymore. Instead I was standing in front of a huge mansion surrounded by forest. I was truly confused until I realized that I recognized that mansion! It was the mansion from my favorite anime Kuroshitsuji that belonged to Ciel-kun!

I started hyperventilating right then and there , my rainbow hair turning pink with excitement.

In the midst of my freak out the front doors to the mansion opened, a certain black clad butler walking out towards me. I squealed with happiness, my colorful locks flashing a bright shade of yellow.

"Can I help you, madame?" Sebastion asked me.

I pawed at my neko ears seductively, "Oh, I was just walking home when I suddenly found myself here! Do you think you could help me get home, desu?"

"… I'll see what I can do," Sebastian replied with his super sexy voice. He motioned for me to follow him into the mansion.

I giggled to myself. Oh Sebas-chan you are sooo mine!

We arrived in the mansion and I looked around at the décor. My hair turned a vapid shade of green, "OMG it looks just like the anime!"

"I beg your pardon?" Sebastian asked.

"Oh, nothing," I teehee-ed. Oh course he wouldn't know that he's a totally awesome anime character!

"Where exactly are you trying to get to?" Sebastian inquired (hee I used a big word!).

"Wisconsin," I answered, "It's in the states… Also in the year 2014. But I could just stay here with you! You're so sexy!"

Sebastian had a disturbed look on his face which I decide to interpret as a turned on.

"If you want we could… ya know…" I trailed off, my hair turning a steamy red.

Moments later I found myself staring at the grass that I was laying down on.

"Don't come back!" Sebastian yelled, slamming the mansion doors shut on my neko tail.

The end J

If you read this far I give you so much kudos. The point of this story was to point out how terrible writers are these days with their Mary Sues and ridiculous plots. Stop this epidemic now. Only you can prevent bad fanfiction!