Inner Selves
"Stupid inner self…" Neji, the Hyuga Prodigy muttered to himself. He had just had an unbelievable argument, with his inner self! His conscience, of all the living things, he was arguing with his own self! "Well, at least it wasn't my mother…." He sighed for the umpteenth time to himself.
Flashback
"Neji! Hey wait up!" There was a feminine voice from behind him a mild distance away.
It was his teammate, Tenten, he had known her even before he graduated from the academy, which he had as the top in the academy and her right next to him. She was always next to him in everything they did, he didn't mind, in fact he thought it was awkward when she wasn't there with him on a mission or even eating at a ramen place or something. When she finally caught up to him she gave him an envelope and said "I forgot to give you this after training, I'm having a party to celebrate my new house."
Neji raised an eyebrow "aren't you a little young to live on your own, I mean your 14"
Tenten was obviously excited about the house "well, I lived in an apartment by myself since the age of! Just goes to show what you know about me!" He rolled his eyes "you'll be there right?" she asked while turning to leave " yeah, I guess… I have nothing else to do tonight. " Ok! I'll see you there!" the excited weapons mistress ran off, and he just watched her until he couldn't see her anymore.
"You like her don't you?"
Who the heck are you?
"Your inner self obviously, if I wasn't why would I be in your head"
Oookaay… anyways… where in the world did you get the idea I like her?
"Apparently you didn't hear me when I said I'M YOUR INNER SELF!"
What does that have to do with the question I'm asking you!?
" You nimrod, I know everything about you! I'm your inner self!"
How many times are you going to say that!?
" until you get it through that thick skull of yours that you like Tenten!"
I don't like her!
"yes you do!"
no I don't!
" Yes you do!"
That's it! This is crazy! I'm going to stop talking to, you so shut up and let me have some peace and quiet in my own mind!
Whatever! I'll get you another time, you're hard-headed!
End flashback
With Tenten… who was also arguing with her inner self
"Why won't you just tell him you like him?"
Cause I don't
Of course you do!
Why do you torment me so?
Cause I'm trying to tell you something.
Something that is not true!
Fine! I've got proof!
Proof?! How can you get proof I mean-
She was cut from the noises of doors opening and closing.
What the heck is that sound!
Doors.
Doors?!
How do you think I get around? Flying?
Well yeah…
Sorry that's your soul.
I have another person living inside me?!
Number one, No, we're all apart of you and number two, she can't talk to you, only I can.
Oh, joy…
Here it is, quote I like Neji I hope he likes me back unquote.
Shut up!I did not say it exctly that way!I have better things to do than to argue with my inner self.
Whatever, nether the less you said it.