I sat in a place called Ichiraku Ramen with my boyfriend, Naruto. We were eating, well, ramen, and he was scarfing it down like there was no tomorrow. We had just gotten back from a pretty long mission where we had little to eat, so I guess I can expect that from him.
But if he doesn't slow down, he's gonna choke to death! I mean, me being a medical ninja could more than handle it, but it happened to often here and took away my appetite.
"Erm, Naruto-kun?" I asked him.
He stopped eating and answered me with his mouth full. "Yeah, Sakura-chan?" he forced out.
I giggled and he smiled. Well, he tried to.
"I think you should slow down.. You'll choke!" I scolded him.
"But Sakura-chaaaaannnnn…" he started.
"No! It's too much trouble." I complained.
He obliged and ate slower. Then I thought of something.
'Oh, this'll be funny…' I thought evilly.
"Naruto-kun, what do you think would happen if you were allergic to ramen?" I asked him with a smirk.
His eyes widened and all the ramen fell out of his mouth and back into the bowl. He sat back and thought for a minute.
"I… I would die." he said with a blank expression.
"Oh, come on. There must be something that would be worse for you to die." I teased.
"Well, maybe if you weren't here…" he said with a blush.
"Aw, Naru-kun. That's sweet." I told him.
"Heh… yeah." he said while quickly shoving more ramen into his blushing face.
We finished, paid, and walked away. Hand in hand.
How was it? My first one-shot! It was inspired by the thought when I was eating chocolate 'What would I do if I was allergic to chocolate…?' and then I came up with this.
-gotmilk113