WHOO LOOK AT ME GO. WRITING FANFICS AGAIN. WAIT WHY AM I SUDDENLY KARKAT.


The Dragon And Other Crossover Crap CH.1: The Dragon

A young boy of about 13 stares up at the sky on the Land of Shrines and Steel, his red hair blowing a bit in the breeze. How he hated that breeze. It always followed him around, just because he was some Rouge of Breath or whatever. He hated being a god. But he hated his name even more.

The boy decides to get his mind off of things. Red, draconic wings sprout from his back. A tail covered in spikes swishes down to the ground. A second mouth shows itself as his skin turns red. He then proceeds to take off.

Flying is the most distracting thing ever. It helps get his mind off of things. The boy can't imagine something more peacef- OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT.

He nearly plummets into a shrine after his Communication Visor went off. "Great," he thought, "what now?"

-demonTormentor [DT] began pestering skyDragon [SD]-

DT: Hey man, whatcha up to? }:D

SD: ~~~augh, you moron! you nearly made me crash into a shrine! :((~}
DT: Well sorry, Mr. Grumpy Scales.
DT: I honestly didn't know you'd be flying now.
SD: ~~~i'll believe that when kairyu-shins fly, ob.~}
DT: Silly dragon, Kairyu-Shins can't fly with those stubby fins- wait a minute!
SD: ~~~pfft.~}
DT: You did that ON purpose! }:(
SD: ~~~did what? :33~}
DT: Don't PLAY dumb! You made me LOOK stupid on PURPOSE!
SD: ~~~no i didn't. you did that on your own.~}
DT: NO I didn't!
SD: ~~~woah ob, you need to calm down.~}
DT: What makes YOU think THAT?
SD: ~~~you're doing that stupid caps thing again.~}
DT: I am? Oh, look, now I'm not! }:D

SD: ~~~look, there's only one way we can settle this.~}
DT: And that would be, Sir Slifer?
SD: ~~~...never call me that again. :((~}
DT: No promises. }:3

SD: ~~~as i was saying...~}
SD: ~~~with... a RAP BATTLE.~}
DT: }:O

SD: ~~~well, obelisk?~}
DT. Bring.
DT: It.
DT: On. }:)

The two of them proceeded to have the strangest rapoff in paradox space.


Yeah, this is a crossover (sort of), why do you ask?