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How I Became HIV+
I can remember when I first met him. He was tall, dark, and handsome. The total cliché. I felt weak in the knees. I could barely breathe. He had a smile, unlike any smile I had ever seen. I wanted that man so badly, I could have screamed right there in the middle of the street, just so he would notice me. I decided to follow him. To see where this god-like man was going. The search led me to a fraternity house at NYU. I was terrified to go in and find my god. I decided I have to get in a different way.
That's when I met another man, Ted. Ted was to be my "different" way in. I had this all planned out. Date the nerd, Ted, for a week or so, pretend to get my heart broken and "accidentally" run to my tall, dark, and handsome, stud for comfort! OH MIMI! YOU DEVIL YOU! I decided to use my wonderful girl traits, GOD I love being a woman! I sauntered over to Ted, he looked intimidated, well I would be too if someone looking as drop dead gorgeous as I did walked up to me like that.
"Hello handsome" I cooed.
"Uhhhhh are y-y-you talking to me" he was so overwhelmed, I knew this new skirt Angel told me to buy was a good choice.
"Nobody else baby. What does your place look like?" Poor guy looks like he hadn't been laid in 2 years! I had to help him out.
"It's small, I share it with my roommate." DING DING DING MIMI HELLO GIRL ROOMATE UR TALL DARK HANDSOME MAN MAY BE THERE! Play it cool Mimi, keep your cool.
"Roommate huh?"
"Yea, his name is Thomas." Thomas, oh god! Thomas how sexy is that?!?! Tom, Tommy, Tom-tom. Off-track Mimi!! Off-track, you don't even know if Thomas is you're tall dark handsome man.
"And what's your name cutie pie?" I asked as I rubbed my hand up and down his arm.
"I'm uh I'm Ted. Ted Bare" HAHAHA!! Sorry note to self: Do not laugh at other people's names.
"Ted Bare? Can I call you Teddy Bear?"
"Sure, Don't I know you from somewhere?" Oh no. Please not this. I get this enough.
"Cat Scratch Club, I work there. I do the handcuff dance, to the sounds of kool-aid being shaken."
"YES!!! OH MY GOD!!! DAMN! YOU ARE SO FINE!! YOU ARE SO HOT!"
"Well someone came out of their shell!"
"You're Mimi, right? The star?"
"Yea that's me but don't you want to show me your room, and your bed?" I said "bed" with a special look in my eye; Angel and I like to call it my "seductive look." She says someday she may not be able to resist it!
"I-I-I alright"
I took the nerd's hand in my own and allowed him to lead me to his room. All I had to do was get with this guy, then soon enough my tall, dark, and handsome man, would be mine!
((Yes I'm going somewhere with this…It's my first fic ever so please no flames!! Although, constructive criticism is ALWAYS appreciated! I know it isn't very good but I thank you for reading it!))