Mookie: -spinning in circles- LALALALALALALA!!!

Ayame: Mookie!! Stop it!! Breathe for once!!!

Akiita: -facepalm-

Mookie: Anyways, onto the disclaimer,

Ayla: I WANNA DO THE DISCLAIMER!!!

Mookie: -sigh- Go ahead.

Ayla: We don't own FMA, sadly.

Mookie: -nodnod-

Tsuki: Sadly.

Mookie: Most of this will be in my PoV.

Mookie,Tsuki, and Ayame: AND NOW ONTO THE STORY!!!!

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See what pizza does to you?

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Dinner with all my friends. Normal right? Definately wrong. Ayame, Akiita, Ayla, Tsuki, Rose Tsuba(I thought I'd put you in this one as a thanks), a good friend of mine, and me, Mookie. Ding Dong! "I got it!" I yelled, running to the door and grabbing the pizzas before the pizza guy could tell the door was opened. "Everybody dig in!" I said, plopping down the many boxes of pizza onto the table. "Does this pizza...Look strange to you Rose? It does to me." Ayame said. "Nah. It's pizza!" Rose said, picking up another slice. "Hey!! FMA's on!!" Ayla yelled, fumbling with the remote. "Give it here." Akiita sighed, taking the remote and turning on FMA.I immediately ran to my spot on the couch, the edge, and plopped down. Rose jumped and landed sideways on the arm of the couch. Tsuki raised up a sign with a 7.5 on it. "I agree. 10 for the jump, 7.5 for the landing." I said, trying not to crack up. Akiita sat down on the other side of me, and Ayla jumped into her lap. (THIS IS NOT YURI YOU PERVS!!!! A/n: We really do this. I sat down outside, and then one of my friends sat in my lap, someone else sat in her lap, and then another sat in their lap. It was a big group hug) Ayame sat down next to Akiita and Ayla, then Tsuki sat down on the other end of the couch. We were all singing and dancing along to the opening, Ready, Steady, Go!! Here was the definition of anime fangirls. After approxamately three or more hours of anime fangirl-ishness, mostly from Rose and I, we had all crashed on the couch. Somehow, Rose and I had ended up hugging eachother and Akiita, being Akiita, had pictures for blackmail. What we didn't know, was that, slowly, we were shrinking, and FMA characters were appearing in the room.

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Poke poke. "Errggghhhhh..." Poke poke. "Errrrggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!" "Come on!! Wake up!!" Said a voice only a true anime fangril would reconize. Although, oddly enough, it wasn't me who started freaking out. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!EDO-KUN!!!!!" Rose squealed, running around in circles. Akiita thwapped the fangirl in the back of the head and sighed. "Stupid fangirls...Wake us all up why don't you..." She mumbled. "OH MY GOD!!!!! EDO'S TALLER THAN US!!!!!" I yelled, half joking, half serious. Since true fangirls(which we are), know basic stats, we knew Ed was only 4'11"/5'4". And most of us were taller than him, and younger than him. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SPECK OF DUST SO SMALL HE CAN BE SQUISHED BY ANT?!!!" Ed yelled. Rather loudly at that. "Uhhh...Fullmetal, they're four year-olds." Roy stated calmly. Tsuki, who does NOT like being woken up, immediately perked up and began running around in circles with Rose yelling, "ROY-KUN!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I took the time to thwap Tsuki in the back of the head to calm her down. "Hold up a sec, what do you mean, by 'They're four year olds'?!" Ayame asked, rather angrily. Put simply, Ayame is someone you don't want angry. It's the same with Akiita. "Uhhmmm...Brother? You should really calm down. Your scaring the little kids." Al stated. Ayame immediately ran over and gave Alphonse a big hug. (Yes, he's human. :D) I grabbed Rose's collar and dragged he over to an empty spot. "If we look like four year-olds, why don't we act like them." I said, grinning evilly. "You mean, like last time?" Rose asked, an evil grin beginning. "Oh yeah. But better. You tell the gang?" I grinned. "You bet." Rose immediately ran off whispering in all our friends ears. A scream was heard from Ayla as she saw that she really was a four year-old. "MY HAIR!!!! It's not blue anymore." She whined. I ran over to her and took her back to the living room. "Big Ed?" I said sweetly, tugging on his sleeve. "Hm?" He said, looking down at me. "I'm sorry we called you short." I said innocently, hugging him. Over his shoulder, I grinned at Tsuki, who did the same thing to Roy, and Ayame did the same to Al. Rose ran over to Ed and gave him a big hug too. Akiita hugged Roy with Tsuki, and Ayla hugged Alphonse with Ayame. "Our mommies won't be back for a looooong time. Who gonna take care of us?" Rose and I sniffed when Ed put us down. Without hesitation, Al said, "We can take care of you! We can probably get back to Central, and take care of you guys there!" He glanced over at Ed, who had the same look on his face he did when Al wanted to bring home a cat. "Please? For us Big Ed? Tsuki's medicne is on top of the fridge. We can't get to it. You can take care of us! We don't cause much trouble!" Rose and I said, sniffling. To Ed, Al and Roy, it looked like we were about to cry. Ayla sniffled and joined us, along with Tsuki, Ayame, and Akiita. "Come on big brother! They're four years old! What could they do?" Al pleaded. "Oh all right...But if I regret this, they're coming back here. Got it?" Ed finally said."Okay! Thanks big brother!" Al said. "Yay!! Thank you Big Ed!!" Rose yelled, dragging us all off to one of the bedrooms. "Well, we got them to believe us." I said. "Yes, now we've got to get the portal to stay open!" Rose said. "Portal?" Tsuki asked. "All you need to know is that it lets us get to other worlds." Rose said. "I knew there was something about the pizza..." Ayame muttered. "Anyways, apparantly, we're going to Central Amestris now. We've got to keep up the act for as long as they're around." Ayla said. I nodded. "Sorry about the whole medicine thing Tsuki." I said, hugging her. "No problem Mookie." She replied. "How long do you think we're gonna be in Central?" Akiita asked. "I dunno... A few weeks...Maybe...Don't forget, once the portal's open, we'll bee travelling, but, we can come back here whenever we want when it's open...If we can keep it open.." Rose said. Popping up from a pile of clothes I was rummaging in, I said, "We're gonna have to get clothes in Central. We dont have anything that will fit us now..." I looked around at what everyone was wearing. Ayla was wearing a purple dress, and had ribbons in her hair, Ayame was wearing a dress that made her look like a baby doll, as was Akiita. Rose and I both were wearing blue dresses and had sparkly ribbons in our hair. Tsuki was the only one of us that looked semi-normal. She had jeans and a gray tee shirt on. "Lucky..." Akiita growed to Tsuki. Tsuki scratched the back of her head and grinned. "Well, lets get going..." I said as I ran back to the living room. "Are you finally ready?" Roy sighed. "Uh-huh" Tsuki nodded. Ed mumbled something about us being annoying little brats, clapped his hands and put them on the carpet. "Whoa!" We all gasped as an area of carpet glowed purpleish pink. Ed, Al and Roy grabbed all six of us and entered the portal thing.

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Well, that's the end of Chapter 1! Sorry there wasn't much randomness in this one, but trust me, there will be more randomness and chaos in the next chapters! And Two Tailz, did I make you right? What is that mysterious portal everyones talking about? Why are we all four years old? And how did Ed, Al and Roy get here? Well, you'll find out in the next chapter of, SWPDTY? You will R&R right? Right? 'Cuz if you don't, you dont get another chapter. Who else do you want to babysit us? Well, tell me! REview!! Be warned, if the character you requested doesn't appear, it does not mean I ignored you. It means I don't know that anime or know someone who does. So, Sayonara,

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