I walked into the lunch room. I was 'going to school' at Parker's school. He went here and that was why I was here. Everyone knows he knows where Spiderman is. I'm waiting for another contract and it's taking forever!
I found him sitting with his friends. I walked over and sat down. "Guess what Parker? I'm going to this school as well now! Something about the Professor not liking drop outs. Colossus said I had to. So I told them that the only way their going to get me to go is if I come here! Brilliant! Eh? Eh?"
"Whoo!" Nova said. "High five!" I high fived him. "This school is gonna get Pooled!"
"There's a downside!" I sang, jumping in the seat. "To make sure I actually came the other X kids transferred too. Awww man!" I fell forward, looking at my lap, frowning. Then I quickly sat up. "That's what I wanted to tell you. I've got homework after school, and let me tell you, it has nothing to do with school."
"Then what is your homework?" Parker asked.
"Something that I don't know yet but I gotta be quiet about it." I pulled out my new phone and pulled up some videos. "I don't really plan on school work, I know I'm smarter than anything they can teach me."
"So you don't plan to do school work?" White Tiger asked. I shook my head.
"Nope. Well yeah but no. If I didn't then this deal would be off. Did you know Wolvie wouldn't let me bring my weapon bag? Lame. I need my guns, bombs, and swords if I plan to get all my stuff done. Hey! Sweet! Look at this cat video of a cat dressed as me! It's adorable."
"You can't say that stuff on campus you big dumb ass."
"You play the insult game too Parker? Oh look! A Spider cat. Let's see what I can find." I closed YouTube and opened up snapchat. "Let's make some pics!" I heard the bell ring. "Is that a fire bell or school bell?" I felt my phone buzz. I smiled. "Yes!"
"Hey, it's time for class, idiot."
"Yeah, yeah, go on without me Parker, I have work to do." I opened my new text. I was being asked to steal jewelry for Kingpin in return for $600 and for every extra piece of jewelry I get I have $50 more each. Brilliant. Though sadly the text required it be tonight. Not right now. He wanted me to do it at night within a week and to come back to him.
I'd done the work, it was the first day of school and my first chance to show I'm telling the truth!, and I had went back to my apartment to cheat on the homework they'd given me. I was a junior student. I had to prepare for stealing the jewelry and do it without getting caught.
Some of these questions I just put down an answer, I knew this stuff, but most I just didn't wanna do the math or whatever I'm doing. When I finished I stuffed it all back into the backpack and went back to packing everything I had retrieved in my dump of a supply house that I would need. I finished when I got a call.
"This is Deadpool, what's up?"
"This is Weasel. Are you still in for tomorrow at midnight? Fight night?" I chuckled.
"First rule of fight night, don't talk about fight night… yay! We both lose!"
"Same rules as before, you can knock them out but don't kill them and I'll make sure you get double the pay, also just like always. Get it?"
"Yeah. I'll be there."
"Also I got some contracts for you. I got like three so you can choose which ones you want."
"Thanks Weasel!"
"Right. Bye." I hung up before picking up my bag.
I was in the jewelry store and trying to figure out how to open the glass without being caught. I'd brought the realistic plastic ones to replace them with and hadn't blown one bomb or anything. I'd cut out the use of the cameras by a transmitter in my pocket.
I reached in my pocket and pulled out the small plunger thing before pulling out the small knife and began to cut a circle in the glass to get to the jewel Kingpin really wanted. When the circle was finished I pulled it out using the plunger to open it. I reached in and grabbed the jewel and… the alarm went off!
"Damn! Fuck this shit I'm outta here!" I ran toward the door, dodging all the things around the room before getting outside. I found a kid standing outside, he seemed eager to stop me.
"Give me those jewels and you can leave peacefully." I nodded.
"Aww. You caught me. Here you go." I handed him the fake ones. "Bye! I gotta go!" I ran into the closest alley before heading for the destination that contract said. I was to meet Kingpin. After this close call I'm going to need chimichangas.
When I got to the subway I stood there for only a minute before I saw Spiderman, instead of Kingpin!, waiting for me. I chuckled.
"What do you want asshole? Don't you have a spout to crawl up?"
"I'm here for the jewels." He held out his hand. "Hand them over Deadpool."
"I already gave them away. To some guy with brown hair and eyes. But don't worry, he's probably already in jail."
"Jail? You let that man take credit for your doing?"
"Who says I did anything illegal? Innocent until proven guilty, Spidey! How's your S.H.I.E.L.D. training going? You don't seem to have any spidey pecs yet."
"Well just so you know, I already got Kingpin. And I'm going to go find that guy so you can explain to the cops it was actually you!" I chuckled. "With great power-"
"Yeah right! Look! It's the Green Goblin!" He turned his head to look and I teleported to the surface before heading home to my apartment. Damn Spiderman, messing up my contract! What am I going to do with the jewels now?! I don't need them! I could pay for his bail and he could owe me more money or I could hire two guys to get him out and then shoot them so I don't have to waste any money… he never said a thing about when to give the jewels to him. "Time for chimichangas!"