The Yellow Haired Super Nosed Ninja
Ok I'm going to tell you now that both Bobobo and Naruto don't belong to me but I would be smiling and kicking my feet up if I did own both. Because what I'm about to write is something so complicated I can't even write it. It will be filled with Naruto being as random as he could be and hopefully gives you guys chuckles and giggles, everyone else will still be their same selves. Even the Akatsuki and Orochimaru will get extremely weirded out by our blond hyperactive OOC main character.
So if your ready for this story then be prepared for the pig flying, train yelling, super computer crying , fat woman eating a mustached leaf who loves to say Yo, and please put your seat belts on. Also Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler will be part of Naruto's posse because I got to admit, they are awesome.
Naruto" Uh they're with me in the beginning, DATTEBAYO."
Heloves(sweatdrops) " THEIR NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!!!"
Naruto" Well I just thought..."
Heloves" YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD STEAL MY HONEY COVERED CAR HUH? WELL TOO LATE THE MOON LADIES ALREADY STOLE IT SO THERE!!"
Naruto " Uh..."
Heloves runs to his damaged car..." Oh my sweet collaseum who could have done such a thing?"
HCC" I-It ...I-It was ... YOUR MAMA!!!"
Naruto" Let's get on with this show!!"
Naruto Uzumaki couldn't believe it, he had finally arrived to his old village of Konoha, after six years of training in the Super Fist of the Nose by the great legend, Bobobo-bobobo and now at the age of 13 he felt like he could take on the world or basically have as much ramen as a bucket of fish. With a determined face he prepared for his biggest battle.
"Wig it, Wig it, Wig it..." Naruto, Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler danced while looking like they were in a trance.
" YOUR SUPPOSED TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!" yelled Beauty to Naruto who made a fish face.
" Oh mama don't need to shout at me." cried Naruto as he wore a cat costume while looking at Beauty.
" I'M AS YOUNG AS YOU ARE AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING A CAT COSTUME?!"
Bobobo stared at the blond boy who had grown a place in his heart and suddenly felt a feeling he'd never had before...it was an itch in his nose.
" HOW IS THAT A NEW FEELING?" yelled Gasser.
" Naruto it is time for you to ...give me my twenty dollars!!" Bobobo punched Don Patch as he flew he yelled....
" I ALREADY PAID YOU!!!"
Beauty and Gasser sighed at how the group would respond as they turned around to look at a golden statued Naruto.
" Help I was frozen by a big cactus!"
" CACTUS DON'T HAVE THE ABILITY TO TURN PEOPLE INTO STATUES THAT'S JUST STUPID!!" yelled both Beauty and Gasser.
Putting on their game faces, the six members of the Bobobo squad walked towards the gate, and as they commenced, a young raven haired man woke from his sleep to see something weird, a girl who looked to be related to the Harunos with her hot pink hair, a guy with blue glasses and a big yellow afro, a red sun, big talking jelly man and a silver haired kid.
/ Man I knew I shouldn't have taken so many sake shots, now I'm seeing things. Why does one of them look like Kakashi's son and is that girl related to the Haruno family?/
" Excuse me but we were wondering if we can see your uh what is your leader called Naruto?" sweetly asked Beauty.
Naruto thought for a minute, after all he had been in another world for 7 years of his life with his sensei Bobobo, and finally answered.
" Well it's easy, he's called A cake for a bake with some shake." Naruto danced with a hoola hoop.
Beauty sweatdropped.
/ He's even worse than Bobobo and he promised me a pony./
" Yo Izumo, I'm back." foxy grinned Naruto.
" Oh hey Naruto, the Hokage is not in his office." explained the tired chuunin.
" Eh? Where is he then?"
" I know..." Don Patch began to explain while wearing a detective hat..." He's in the land known as chocolate land. The people their have realized how immoral he is because he eats his own people. The atrocity!!" yelled the cheap Sonic-look alike. Naruto twitched and kicked him into to the sky, frightening the chunnin.
" A-Actually he's in the arena, the Chuunin Exams have begun and their in the third round of the preliminaries."
" Chuunin exams? Naruto what is that?" asked Gasser.
" I unno, I just got here, and poor me they forgot to invite the main character of Naruto, me!!" cried Naruto as he was given a hanky by Jelly.
" Have a hanky day." whispered Jelly.
" Oh jelly..." Naruto dressed as a woman shined his blue eyes to Jelly only to get smack by Jelly with a paper fan.
" NO CRYING!!"
" Well I'm sorry, but my Donny Patch won't drink his milk." whined Bobobo with tears in his eyes as he forced milk down Don Patch's throat while the little red sun look alike choked.
" Guys stop it."
Naruto just went blank as he stared at Beauty for a bit, then poked his nose and smirked.
" So Beauty your dating Gasser huh? Who woulda dunk it?" Naruto grabbed Gasser and dunked him into a rim.
"STOP HURTING HIM!!" yelled Beauty only to see the two drinking coffee and getting drunk.
" WHAT'S IN THAT COFFEE?!"
After an hour more of distractions, Naruto looked up at Bobobo and smiled.
" Thanks for taking me in and teaching me Bobobo-sensei."
" No problem little guy now just remember to keep the hair in you alive and remember the Super Nose of the Fist will always guide you." Bobobo explained.
Beauty aww'd and Gasser nodded approvingly of the hand shake between the two, it would have been a nice moment had Don Patch not come in and....
" Get your ramen soup here!!!" Don rode his bike into a tree and as he picked himself up, he was grabbed by Naruto and threw a perfect strike knocking down Soften, Gasser, Beauty, Bobobo and Jelly.
" Ahhh!!" yelled the group as Naruto gave a victory sign while dogging down the soup.
" Konoha here I come!!" ran Naruto Uzumaki towards the arena unaware of the incoming dangers that were lurking about.
" Maybe we should go with him." Beauty worriedly said.
" For now we should be heading back into our own world Bobobo." Soften gruffly said.
" Your right besides, Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler will be staying with Naruto." Bobobo grabbed the two and threw them as far as he could which actually managed to knock over Naruto.
/ I hope you stay safe Naruto..../
Meanwhile in the stadium..
The battles had commenced as the first preliminary fights had been finished with Neji Hyuuga crushing Kiba Inuzuka and Nara Shikamaru losing to the Suna genin Temari no Sabuka. Most had no clue that an incoming invasion was taking place except for a few in the stands, in which Jiraiya of the Legendary Three Sannin sat with his henge up just to make sure that Orochimaru didn't notice he was there. The crowd and everyone else was growing impatient because the last Uchiha was nowhere to be seen and his time was almost out. Suddenly a poof came and five people suddenly appeared in the middle of the ever growing wait of Gaara no Sabuka.
First was Kakashi Hatake who seemed to be reading a perverted book and thus angered the female population.
Secondly it was none other than the last Uchiha who was angered by his sensei who almost got him disqualified.
Third and lastly they both turned to see a spikey haired blond with what looked to be hanging out with the sun and jelly?
" Hello everyone and welcome to the annual dance off my name is Naruto Uzumaki and let's get this party started!!" Naruto yelled.
" Oh boy a dance off I wonder how I'll do..."
" Your fired." Naruto told Jelly Jiggler.
The entire arena including Orochimaru , Kabuto, the Anbu, and Gaara sweatdropped.
So what will happen? Will our three heroes be able to eat lunch and save Konoha? Find out for more, what do you mean this is the last chapter? I just started this story, oh the humanity...