In the small Mountain town of South park Colorado one chilly late March evening in the community hall all the towns people had gathered for the heats of the Talent show and the County fairs King and Queen and royal court that was a very sought after role as the County fair as the highlight of the summer and everyone knew that the royal court got the VIP treatment wherever they went and were given lots of freebies as well as getting really good prizes for winning
As the mayor drolled on that evening and was talking to the current king and queen about what they enjoyed most about their time the new hopefuls sat listening to see what was expected of them
After the mayor finished talking she then addressed the crowd
"Okay everyone that is our retiring King and Queen who will help with picking the new court now remember who ever gets through tonight will be in the grand finals and have a chance of winning the title and represent South Park in any forthcoming events and as you know you will have a lot of duties throughout the year so first we will hear from our girls who are hoping to be our Queen if you all could come out to the front and sit in the empty chairs their and i will call you to the stage one by one and out of you 12 girls 8 will go through to the finals and out of that 8 we will choose our queen and her attendants "The Mayor said as all the girls went up to the stage to read out their speeches and as expected they stank of perfume and were caked in make up
" i thought you would have went in for this it would have been cool if you won County fair King "Said Kyle looking at Stan who sat in the row in front of Kyle
"No as i said before not my thing really you stand a better chance of winning than i would and your way more confident than i am and you love giving speeches so if you got picked that be your kinda thing i guess "Said Stan glancing at Kyle who shrugged and glanced at his speech again
It was true Stan was a handsome looking boy bright blue eyes pail skin and jet black hair and he would have won easily but public speaking was never his thing Stan was really shy at times so he left that sort of stuff to Kyle
Kyle glanced around the hall looking at his friends who were also entering their was Kenny he would stand a better chance than Kyle winning Kyle thought and Butters would be in with a shout too as he was cute but that stammer held him back a bit and Clyde was a good looking boy he was once voted the best looking boy in the school so he could be picked as King but Kyle didn't mind who won as long as it wasn't Cartman his worst enemy
Kyle hated Cartman with a passion he was very spoilt a real mommas boy really fat and overweight and very obnoxious and a Hitler fan and always picked on Kyle cos he was Jewish bringing up anti semitic jokes and talking about the Holocaust but really thinking about it Cartman picked on everyone but now to Kyle's horror Cartman had entered the County fair king contest but it was really for a bet if Kyle won he would get $20 if Cartman was crowned king he'd get the cash and if someone else won well Kyle wouldn't need to pay up the bet would be called off and their was no way in Hell that Kyle was gonna give Cartman his money so if Kyle didn't win he rather it be someone else other that Cartman
As everyone watched the girls give their speeches and do little interviews with the mayor Kyle sat nervously
"Hey Stan theirs Wendy going up now are you gonna cheer for her ..? Asked Craig knowing Stan had a crush on Wendy
Stan looked up and sure enough he seen Wendy wearing a bright red tight sweater and cream colored pants and white ankle boots and her long black hair in slight curls hung to her wast and like the other girls she had a lot of make up on Bebe had got to her by the looks of it
Wendy went up on stage and greeted the Mayor and smiled before turning to the gathered crowd and took a deep breath
" Good evening ladies and gentlemen boys and girls i hope you are all well and enjoying yourself tonight
Now my name is Wendy Testaburger i am 12 years old and i live in South park and attend South park Elementary school my teacher is a Mr Garrison and i will start high school in the Fall
When i leave school i want to go in to politics and maybe be the first female president as i believe women can do anything that a man can do "Wendy said
"God shes such a feminist talk about old womens lib "whispered Kenny who sat near by with his mom and sister
"Shh Kenny let her speak shes okay "Said Stan listening to Wendy
"Now being your County fair queen will be a very good thing for me i feel that way i can represent you all in forthcoming events and will be a very good experiance for me i can put to use in the future and i think i will make a very good County fair queen and i will do my best for you all "Wendy said smiling
" Er very good wendy but you didn't really say much about yourself hobbies and that or what you like "The mayor said going over to wendy
"Oh i do apologize for that yes well i do love school also i am head girl and i lead the school debating team i do also like shopping with my friends and playing on my computer or my tablet but being a student keeps me busy i guess "Wendy said
"Oh okay then "Said the mayor not really sure what to ask Wendy next
"Well okay everyone that was Wendy who concludes the girls section now if we could get the boys ready to come up then after that we will do our talent section before finding out who will be going through to the finals "The mayor said
" The boys section that's you Kyle are you ready then ..? Asked Stan as Kyle shrugged
"I dunno i'm nervous though hope i don't get called out first i wanna see what the others have to say and especially fatass " Kyle said glancing over to the other side of the hall where Cartman sat with his mom eating chocolate and being fussed over by his mom
"Okay everyone now can i have your attention now i will call the boys up one by one like i did with the girls so when you hear your name come up give your speech i will ask you a few things before going back yo your seats next to your family and friends "The mayor called as everyone all listened
"Kyle calm down you'll be fine she might not call you out first "Stan said as the Mayor looked at a list ready to call out the first boy contestant
Well that's that chappy done i have based the County fair King and Queen and attendants on my towns local Gala day and we have a King and Queen and attendants that are young kids aged between 10 and 13