Aunt Jo? Where are you?
V- Violet
K- Klaus
S- Sunny
J- Aunt Josephine
Where We Are: The Baudelaire's have returned to Aunt Josephine's house after shopping for dinner.
Violet, with shopping in her arms, opens the door to Aunt Josephine's house, and she and her siblings walk inside
V: drops shopping Oh Sit! AUNT JOSEPHINE! Get over here and give me a hand!
Silence
V: Aunt Josephine?
K: Aunt Josephine! Where are you?
S: Aunt Jo?
V: Great, bloody great! Where the hell is she?
K: Maybe she's in the library
V: Yeah, lets go see.
The 3 children start walking through the house…still walking…still walking…any time now…finally they reach the library, but there is no sign of Aunt Josephine
K: Look, a note
V: huh?
S: Lemmesee, lemmesee!
K: It's a suicide note…
V: Well…what are you waiting for? Read it out you dumbo
K: You stupid, stupid little cchildren.
Youur lack of phobias has drriven me insane,
Resulting in me jumping out the winddow.
As punishment I've decided that I will leave you in care of Captain Sham.
P.S.I must admit, I did llove you deearly…
For that split secondd that you nearly deccaapitated yourselvvees.
HAHA stupid old bat! Look at all the spelling mistakes!
V: Klaus! How could you say something like that at a time like this?
K: At a time like what?
S: Food!
V: Exactly, a time when we should be eating! Come on, we'll make fun of the note later…after we've stuffed our faces
K: Fine. Wait…where's Sunny gone?
V: Who cares?
K: Violet! We promised our parents that we would look after her!
V: Oh right…well come on then lets get looking
Violet and Klaus spent the next half hour looking for their baby sister, Sunny, and do you know where they found her? No? …In the kitchen, the last place they looked, and do you know what she was doing? No? Well neither do I, I've had a brain fart…
To Be Continued…