You like? Me and Janey (Janey and I *!) thought this up in the car on the
way back from this wildlife park thingy, there were TONNES of black
swans!!!!
By the way, all the double usage of words is purposeful; please do not
complain about the quality of the writing.
Harry Potter and the Death of the Black Swan
Harry, Ron and Hermione were walking along side the lake. Harry chucked a stone into the lake. [This is the exciting "climax"]. The stone sailed, gracefully throw the air, as if in slow motion. Then came the swan, the graceful, black swan. "Oh no!" cried Hermione, " It's going to hit the swan!" -Bonk! - "That's gotta hurt. [This voice duz not actually belong to any1] The swan was sinking, sinking, down, down, down [etc] to the bottom of the crystal clear, murky waters. Then suddenly, -plonk- "What was that? Its ghost has come back to haunt us!" Hermione screeched. "Don't be dumb! It's just a swan, it's not even got a properly developed brain!" "How d'you know that?" "I don't" "Ok" And they walked; happily back to the castle, mourning for the swan.
Harry Potter and the Death of the Black Swan
Harry, Ron and Hermione were walking along side the lake. Harry chucked a stone into the lake. [This is the exciting "climax"]. The stone sailed, gracefully throw the air, as if in slow motion. Then came the swan, the graceful, black swan. "Oh no!" cried Hermione, " It's going to hit the swan!" -Bonk! - "That's gotta hurt. [This voice duz not actually belong to any1] The swan was sinking, sinking, down, down, down [etc] to the bottom of the crystal clear, murky waters. Then suddenly, -plonk- "What was that? Its ghost has come back to haunt us!" Hermione screeched. "Don't be dumb! It's just a swan, it's not even got a properly developed brain!" "How d'you know that?" "I don't" "Ok" And they walked; happily back to the castle, mourning for the swan.