The Warrior Cats Show!
Narrator: Welcome to the Warrior Cats Show! Please welcome your host, Flash!
Flash: Hullo! I'm not alone! These are my cast members!
Rainwillow, Sloefur, Cash, and Smokefang walk onto stage
Cash: Who's the guest today?
Flash: I dunno. Forgot to look.
Sloefur: *looking at cards* Its Tawnypelt! OMS! I love her!
Rainwillow: Wrong. That's just… wrong
Sloefur: Not that way
Smokefang: Whatever. I'll get Tawnypelt.
Tawnypelt: NO! Heathertail told me about this evil place!
Flash: Bhawahaw! Cash, get the latest device.
Cash returns with a gigantic T.V.
Tawnypelt: *sighing happily* Your going to make me watch T.V.? The horror.
Flash: Not just any show. You will be forced to watch… Bob the Builder!
Tawnypelt: NOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT TORCHER DEVICE!
Rainwillow and Sloefur strap her to a chair in front of the T.V.
Tawnypelt: *struggling* I'll sue you!Flash: Sloefur, turn off the speaker.
They watch as Tawnypelt yowls and struggles as the show comes on.
*BOOM*
Suddenly Tawnypelt breaks free and starts dashing away, screaming: Freedom!
Flash: Cash, get her!
Sloefur: Rainwillow, give me the tranquilizer!
Rainwillow: Here!
Five hours later… waiting for Tawnypelt to wake…
Flash: *pointing with both paws at the ceiling* Break! Fire! Break!
Sloefur: What are you doing?
Flash: Practicing my wizard skills! BREAK! FIRE! BREAK!
Sloefur: The roof's not going to break.
Flash: Silence!
Sloefur: Just trying to help.
She walks towards Cash and Rainwillow, who are playing the Wii
Tawnypelt: *blinking* W-where am I?
Flash: Strap her to the chair!
Cash: *Strapping her to the Chair and placing the lie detector on* Ok, we're all set!
Flash: Ha ha ha! Wait, let me get my serious face on! *she spins in her chair, and returns with her serious face* Tawnypelt, what is better? ThunderClan, or ShadowClan?
Tawnypelt: S-ShadowClan
ZAP!
Tawnypelt: YOUCH! What was that for? I was being honest!
Cash: I know. I just didn't like it.
Tawnypelt: Well, sorry!
ZAP! ZAP!
IN THUNDERCLAN…
Firestar: Look at Tawnypelt's face!
Brambleclaw: That's hilarious!
BACK ON STAGE…
Rainwillow: *eyeing Tawnypelt angrily* Why did you leave ThunderClan?
Tawnypelt: I was tired of everybody judging me. Just because I'm half-clan
Rainwillow: Ha! You admitted it!
Tawnypelt: *startled* What did I admit?
Rainwillow: THAT YOUR HALF-CLAN!
Smokefang: Gasp! Rainwillow… your Clanist?
Sloefur: What's Clanist?
Smokefang: It means that cats who are against half-clan cats
Crew: Why, Rainwillow, why? ^.^
Rainwillow: Don't you judge me!
Flash: Why? Your judging Tawnypelt and Brambleclaw.
Rainwillow flips over a table and storms off.
Tawnypelt: Is she ok?
Sloefur: Yeah, she needs some leftover deep-fried steak.
Flash: Deep-fried steak! GIMME! GIMME!
Flash dashes away. Hisses and snarls are heard from the break room.
Flash: *carrying a chunk of Rainwillow's fur and a deep-fried steak* I win! I win!
Rainwillow: *A large gap on her forehead* Whatever, Flash.
Back to the torture…
Flash: Now, Tawnypelt, you must skateboard down the Tribe of Rushing Water Mountain in less than sixty seconds!
Tawnypelt: Or what?
Flash: Or my uncle the tiger will get a good snack!
Flash nods to Cash, who presses the Transporter button.
Flash: *putting it on flat screen* Look at her go! Zoom in!
Zooming in…
Flash: Zoom out!
Zooming out!
Flash: In! Out! In! Out! In! Out!
Rainwillow: Stop! Your giving me a migraine!
Flash: Cats can get that?
Rainwillow: *rubbing her head* Apparently
Flash: We so need a medicine cat.
Meanwhile, on the screen, Tawnypelt zoomed down the Mountain. Her face peeled off like… uh… like a… something that is easy to peel!
*POP*
Tawnypelt: Whoa! I'm alive!
Flash: Yup. In this show, your always alive!
Tawnypelt: I'd rather join StarClan.
Flash: Well, go commit suicide because this wraps up the show!
Tawnypelt: Well, peace out!Tawnypelt disappears
Sloefur: Well, this wraps up the show! Our next special guest will be Mothwing! But, don't exit out just yet! We've got a special message! You wanna be on this show? Don't worry, your cat won't get hurt. Just read the bottom for more details:
Hullo! This is Flash! You see, I need a special team to add to the crew. Your cat could hurt people, be psychotic, and all sorts of wonderful, wonderful things! Here are the things I- and the crew- need!
If you are interested, make up a cat, comment, place their fur color, eye color, name, Clan, psychotic abilities, what you want, and wait.
Medicine Cat
This tops all the others. We really need one of these. If you are interested, you will be very helpful!
Cat-Finders
You get to bring in the special guest! You even help torture them a little.
TPC (Team Psycho Cats!)
You get to hurt cats. When Flash wants someone to capture (or destroy) a cat, this could be you!
Wizard
You get to help Flash do all of her wizard potions and stuff!
Also, help out with the pranks, torture, and ideas.
No swearing.