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Only a Dream
I was red as your head,
The day that I fled,
Away from the coffee and cream;
I looked like a horse,
Without slightest remorse,
As I laughed at the sight that I'd seen.
A professor called Snape,
He looked like an ape,
And an apron with frills he did wear;
He, with a big smile,
Threw candy a while,
And dollies and small teddy bears!
I tried and I tried,
With all of my might,
Not to laugh or yell or scream;
But it had to come out
As Snape ran all about,
Serving chocolate and bowls of ice cream!!
It's amazing to think,
Such a change in a blink,
In a man who's unspeakably mean;
For I awoke with a crash,
Undoubtedly in his class,
And cursed it was only a dream.
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