Note: I do not own any of the Club Penguin characters except for my girl polar bear, Hermione. I had originally written a story called Herbert's Big Secret but I deleted it to change the plot. Also, I had this whole Herbert finding love thing plotted out before I read any of TanabiRocks426's stories, which includes my girl polar bear and the fact it takes place after the last Nintendo DS game, so I am not trying to copy their ideas. Also, it's just my theories of what the characters should sound like. For example, Herbert has a Russian accent. You might say I own the accents, so to speak. LOL
Note: This story is Rated T because of some sexual content. Now sit back and enjoy reading! J
"I still don't understand it," G said to Dot. "If Herbert hasn't been behind all this chicanery, where is he now?"
About a week after they had worked with the bear to stop the island from sinking, Dot and Rookie had finally cornered one extremely mischievous penguin who had been behind the Field-Op troubles. He snapped like a twig and confessed everything on the spot.
"We don't know, G," Dot answered. "We'll look into it, though." But they weren't aware of the real story. In fact, the real story had started way before their cooperation with Herbert. In fact, it was sometime between Herbert teleporting out of the Night Club with Rookie's Spy Phone and the infamous obliteration of the PSA. Here's the story: Herbert decided a long time ago to take a walk to plot out logistics of an evil idea, as usual. However, sometime along the way he accidentally fell into a river. Any normal polar bear would've simply pulled themselves out. Unfortunately, Herbert is not a normal polar bear; he can't swim!
And as faith would have it, Klutzy was not in range to hear his calls for help. Just when things were beginning to look bleak, he was fished out by a female polar bear named Hermione. Via conversation, Herbert learned Hermione had become stranded on the island while looking for a mate, and had been there ever since. He also learned they had several things in common, including being vegetarians (of course he never told her how he hated penguins so much.) Needless to say, it was love at first sight for the two of them. After his balloon crashed back into the Wilderness, Herbert soon decided if he was going to keep the polar bear of his dreams at his side, he would have to put a stop to the malevolence he had been behind in the past. Surprisingly, the agent to first find all this out…was the most unlikely to do so.
Rookie was taking a walk in the Wilderness to think about things, especially a certain polar bear. Was he still on Club Penguin? If he was, was he still plotting his evil schemes? What if the penguin was his and Klutzy's secret cohort? All this made his head spin faster than his propeller cap.
Rookie might be a rather fallible penguin, but when the time called for it, he could concentrate on the situation easily. That being said, he plopped down on a log. Rookie was, at this time, deep into the Wilderness, several miles from the Ski Village. But as he was taking in on the surrounding placidness, he heard voices. His first instinct was to hide, until a voice in his head told him, Rookie, be an agent. Investigate!
So Rookie mustered up his courage, crouched down low, and crawled towards the voices. Whoever was talking both had Russian accents, one male's and one very soft female's. Mixed in with sweet nothings were heavy breathing, and a bit of mumbling, like their mouths were closed.
Rookie took one look…and wish he hadn't. Herbert was lying on the cold snow floor with Hermione, hitting it off to the max. His paw was placed on one of her thighs, their chests right up to each other as she stroked his neck gently. Right now their mouths were too busy exchanging kisses, and Rookie was so shocked he almost couldn't move. He only made a small gasp, and they immediately looked to see the small green penguin spying on them.
I've gotta tell G! he thought, and he ran away as silently and quickly his flippers could.