Summary: It's a normal day for everyone, everything was just fine. Until Watari brought a box of candy to work. What happens when Hisoka has candy for the first time? Mayhem is sure to ensue. Oh yea I don't own any of these charatcers...except for the frightened towns people.

Sugar Rush

Tsuzuki sighed as he lazily filled out another form, he didnt' know what it was for but he didn't care. He just wanted to get back to his beautiful bed and sleep the day away. He had been woken up at two in the morning by Hisoka's screams, he had a nightmare but would not tell Tsuzuki about it because as always he didn't want anyone to see his true emotions come out in the open. He looked over at Hisoka and watched as he filled out papers with ease and without stopping, Tsuzuki looked on in amazement as Hisoka filled out another form, wondering how he did it so fast without getting a headache. Tsuzuki had told Watari why they were late and now the man had disappeared, Tsuzuki was woken from his thoughts as Watari suddenly popped up out of nowhere. Tsuzuki screamed and fell out of his chair and looked at the blonde strangely.

" What?" Watari said innocently with a huge grin plastered on his face.

" How did you..."Tsuzuki started saying but stopped and stared at the box Watari was carrying. Watari put the box on a nearby desk. From behind the desk Tsuzuki slowly peeked out from behind the desk and poked the box. Watari slapped his hand then dropped to the floor, he crawled on his stomach and went towards Hisoka. He motioned to Tsuzuki to be quiet. Watari slowly got to his knees and poked Hisoka in the side, Hisoka paused and stiffened at the human contact.

" Hey, Hisoka." Watari whispered. Hisoka's mouth formed a frown and his left eye began to twitch.

" What, Watari." Hisoka clenched his jaw so as to not shout at the blonde. Watari picked Hisoka up bridal style and carried the struggling boy to the desk that the box was on. Hsoka landed with a plop and glared at Watari about to say something when Tsuzuki finally yelled.

" I SMELL CANDY!" Watari fell over from the force of the scream and Hisoka straightened his hair and glared at Tsuzuki before slapping him.

" Owwwwww! What did I do?" Hisoka didnt' answer, he just wanted to get back to work so he could go home. Tsuzuki followed Hisoka back to the desk.

" Hey Hisoka? Have you ever had candy?"

" Why would I ever want to eat candy, its fattening and it ruins your teeth. There is no point in consuming it." Hisoka said as he carried on with his work. Tsuzuki gasped and turned Hisoka's chair around so he could face him.

" You've never had candy? NEVER!" Hisoka's eye began to twitch again.

" No, Never."

" Never ever?"

"Never ever."

" Never never ever?"

" Tsuzuki...shut up I need to get back to work."

" You should try some...now." Hisoka chose to ignore Tsuzuki at the point. Watari in the meantime had been squishing some Starbursts into a nice sized ball, he walked over to Hisoka and without warning...shoved it into his mouth. Hisoka struggled and tried to spit it out but Watari kept his jaws shut and Tsuzuki just looked on in wonder.

" What in the world are you doing Watari!" Everyone turned around to see Tatsumi standing there with wide eyes. Once he fully saw the sorry sight he slowly backed away, never turning his back on the group before retreating back into his office. He knew what Watari was like on these days and he didn't want to have anything to do with it. Hisoka now sat there with a very annoyed look on his face...I wonder why? Hisoka had no choice but to swallow the candy because it was choking him. Watari let go of his jaws and Hisoka gasped for air, he looked at Watari and pointed at him.

" Your crazy man." Watari laughed menacingly as lighting shone in the backround. Watari took out another ball of candy but this time it was chocolate, Hisoka tried to escape but his attempt was futile. Watari had forced candy down his throat for the past hour, and Hisoka was feeling a little...odd. He was sitting on the floor staring at the wall blankly, Watari and Tsuzuki looked at him as if expecting it to happen soon. Suddenly, Hisoka's right eye began to twitch and his eyes widened. His eyes darted around and he jumped to his feet, he saw the rest of the candy and jumed on it, eating all of it. His eyes went wild and he jumped on the desk and ripped his shirt off, screaming.

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tsuzuki and Watari closed their eyes and covered their ears for one second, and when they opened them Hisoka was gone. Tsuzuki and Watari ran outside but didn't see him anywhere, suddenly they heard a scream. They both ran in the direction it came from and Watari fell on the ground laughing while Tsuzuiki looked at the scene, more than a little confused. Hisoka had taken his pants off and was in his boxers. He was on all fours...and he was biting a young ladies leg. The girl was hitting him in the head with her purse but he just growled and tugged at her leg harder, he wasn't biting hard enough to draw blood but it still hurt.

" Hisoka NO! BAD HISOKA!" Hisoka let go of the girls leg and she ran away, he looked at Tsuzuki and stared at him before tackling him and sitting on his stomach.

" Ack Hisoka no get off!" Tsuzuki covered his eyes as a flash went off.

" Kodak Moment!" Watari yelled. Hisoka got back on all fours and ran down the street.

" Great now he's chasing cats." Tsuzuki said with a sigh, Watari helped him up and they followed the screams of the terrified people. When they caught up with Hisoka he had a man backed against the wall and was barking at him, baring his teeth.

" Get this crazy kid away from me!" The frightened man yelled. Tsuzuki sighed and bent down to pick Hisoka up but Hisoka just ran away again. Tsuzuki sighed, aain, and chased after him with Watari wondering what would happen next.

Yea I kno its really weird and really out of character but oh well lol. Yea I know this chapter was boring but the next one wont be, just bear with me. Reviews are wanted but no flames please...k ladies i know what'll help you like this next chapter and this one. Just simply imagining Hisoka with no shirt or pants is enough to make you drool. I mean come on...hes a hottie.

And its my first Story so be nice...im workn on it.