I found a list of these questions...watched Torchwood... and couldn't resist. :)
Disclaimer: Torchwood does not belong to me :(
Owen was bored. The rift was quiet, no weevils had been spotted for several days, and nothing out the ordinary at all had occurred within the last few days. He looked around the Hub.
Tosh was working on some new identification program. Gwen was texting someone, probably Rhys. Jack was on a phone call in his office. That left…Ianto. Owen grinned.
Pulling up the CCTV surveillance, he found that Ianto was in the archives, filing away some paperwork.
-A few minutes later-
"Hey, Ianto, I had a few questions and I was wondering if you could answer them?"
"I'll do my best," Ianto acknowledged. He tilted his head at the paper in his hands.
"Do they have the word dictionary in the dictionary?"
"Yes," (A/N I checked this one!)
"If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball and splits it right down the middle, with half flying out of the park, and the other half being caught, what would be the final ruling?"
"I do not believe that such a feat is physically possible, Owen,"
"If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?"
"That would be a matter of opinion,"
"If an ambulance was on its way to save someone and they ran someone over, would they stop to help them?"
"I would hope so,"
"Do they bury people with their braces on?"
"I'm afraid you are the one who works in autopsy, not me,"
"Why are people so afraid of mice, which are way smaller than us, but no one is scared of Mickey Mouse, who is way bigger than us?"
Ianto straightened up and turned to face Owen. "Are you saying that you're scared of Mickey Mouse, Owen?"
The end. Review please! :)