Ok so in a convo with Bleachlovergirl I was inspired so I wrote this. It will be updated periodically, not a giant priority lol, but if i think of somethign.
NOTE: Same characters as A Bond That Transcends Time....but not from the story, same characters different world ^ ^
Im going to assume you know all the characters, and if not theres a list on my profile. Enjoy ^ ^ well be seeing a different side of Masaki in this fic, the side that makes you know that shes Ichi and Rukis daughter ^ ^
I dont own bleach...blah blah blah....LOOK A MONKEY
The Diary Of Masaki Kurosaki
Entry 1
So ok I know what you're thinking right? Why is the beautiful 17 year old shinigami Masaki Hisana Kurosaki keeping a journal now? Well it's pretty simple. My parents are making me. My dad says that I should keep track of the major events in my life, seeing as how there are so many of them. Nothing exciting has happened since we discovered our parents were shinigami too, other than finding out that my mother is expecting….again. Seriously what is she a rabbit? She's going to live forever and my dad's knocked her up 4 times in 17 years. Not only that but now she's having twins.
Hey dad it's called a condom ever heard of it?
Sigh, but I digress. So ya I'm being forced to keep this stupid journal. At least mom bought it for me. It's pink with chappy all over it, it's so kawaii! The only thing is that I have to keep Renji out of it. That little bastard will read it and rat me out on everything! Assuming mom and dad are not going to read it as it is…
Ok damnit I need a good hiding place for this thing….hmmm. I'll think of one later.
So I guess for the first 'major event' I'll go back to a moment in school today.
School
"Hey hot stuff you up for a date later?" some snobby looking senior asked me. Seriously something about human men is such a turn off, maybe since dating a shinigami runs in the family. I could definitely tell this guy was a pig by looking at him. I could tell he's done more than his fare share of girls in the school, and was probably paying some cheerleader child support. I didn't want anything to do with him, so I turned him down as politely as I could.
"Piss off I'm taken."
That was nice wasn't it?
Ok no it wasn't but I really just wanted to get away from this guy. Me and Riley had made plans to see the "Adventures of Chappy the Rabbit: Undersea Adventure" today after school.
"What did you just say to me bitch?" he growled. Ok, now I was pissed. I turned around and made my best angry face, which my parents always told me I was too cute to make. It was more like a pout I suppose but I don't get mad that often. He walked up to me and I gave him the Kuchiki glare, which I was much better at doing. I actually scared dad into submission once while I was PMSing. I seriously thought he was gonna wet himself.
But again I digress.
He reached me and grabbed my arm.
"I asked you if you wanted to go out later, and when I say ask, I mean you're going out with me later." Yep…this guy is definitely from the 'me' generation. My Kuchiki glare was failing me…damn it, so it was time for plan B….kick his ass.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a violent person. In fact I hate violence. However that doesn't mean I'm not good at it. Usually I just don't have to since Riley is there kick ass for me, but today she had left early to get our tickets and I was on my own. Daddy always says I got my amazing abilities from him, but then mommy usually kicks him and says that he lies. I swatted away his hand and gave him a final warning.
"I'm not going to tell you again…leave me alone" I tried the Kuchiki glare again. Alas it failed…remind me to get uncle Byakuya to come up with a new glare and the dude then punched me.
Yes…this bastard punched me…..
It's time to die.
I thrust my hand into his chest and pushed myself off, using the force to do a back flip, kicking him straight in the jaw and landing flawlessly behind where I was. He flew into the air and slow motion fell, giving me an opportunity to swipe him from below, crouching and bring my leg around in a circle, sending him down the hallway.
Mission accomplished.
I got up and smiled confidently, walking out of the school with a smile on my face.
I am awesome…
Until I tripped on my shoelace…
Ichigo and Rukia that night
"What are we going to do with her Ichigo…" Rukia slapped her forhead.
"By her Velcro shoes…."
Entry 2
So ok I think mom and dad are reading this thing, especially since I thought I could smell the sex on it.
Come on now it's so obvious you guys, you can't keep your hands off each other.
So mom asked me if I could take Kyoko and her BFF Mimi Cifer to dance class today.
Her and Orihime were on a shopping adventure today.
So I called Sosuke and asked if he wanted to come with me, we don't get to hang out just the 2 of us to much. Not to mention I think there's some stuff he wants to ask me. He said sure and I grabbed Kyoko and her things and walked towards Sosuke and Mimi's house. Kyoko was skipping happily behind me and I was happily humming a new song I heard on the radio when we reached the Cifer household. Sosuke and Mimi then joined us and the 2 young girls walked behind us.
We got to the dance studio and Kyoko and Mimi got into their shoes and started doing their dance…thing. I turned to my good old freshman buddy, the beautiful Sosuke Cifer and asked what was on his mind.
"What the hell is going on with you and Shaolin?"
I really should work on beating around the bush a little more. Mama says I'm to direct with everyone.
"Well you can probably tell that I see her as more than a friend" Sosuke looked away. I put my hands to my cheeks and faked a gasp.
"No fucking way I never saw that one coming!" I feigned.
"Suck it" Sosuke glared. I just giggled.
"Ya so what's your point?"
"You're a girl, what should I do?" I could tell her was being dead serious about this and smiled to him.
"You know Shaolin's not a normal girl right?" I laughed.
"Neither are you which is why I'm asking" Sosuke stated plainly…until I decked him.
But hey now, I do detest violence.
"My best advice is to just be sweet and tell her. That's how my boyfriend got me" I smiled.
"I thought you to randomly met and had a crazy one night stand and fell in love?" Sosuke coked his head, honestly believing that.
"WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT!" I shouted, earning a parade of shushes from the dance teachers.
"Motoko did" Sosuke laughed.
Bitch is gonna die.
"No! He was just really sweet, we talked for a while and started seeing each other. Do NOT go have a crazy one night stand with Shaolin!" I shouted, waving my arms around like an idiot.
"I wasn't planning on it…but something tells me she'd be into that sort of thing…" Sosuke sighed. I stopped and thought about it. She was Yoruichi and Urahara's daughter after all.
Note to self…never think about Shaolin and her sex life again….
That night, Ichigo and Rukia
"YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT AREN'T YOU!" Rukia shouted at her husband.
"I need to vomit" Ichigo shivered. "Who knows what those perverted idiots have taught that girl…."
Entry 3
So me and Riley had to work on our science project today, so she came over. We got up into my room and plopped down onto my bed, discovering Nisshoku sleeping underneath it. He got up and yawned, looking at us and laying back down. I shrugged and me and Riley started pulling our stuff out of our bags. We had to make animals out of food. Couldn't be that hard could it?
Well it is when two teenage shinigami with minimal cooking skills are stuck in the same room.
"We could make a… snake?" Riley suggested for the 5th time.
"NO! Everyone who can't cook is gonna make that!" I sighed. "You're freakin half fox you think of something!"
"Just because I'm half fox doesn't mean I'm any more artistic!" Riley growled. "We could make a…."
"Don't even say snake!" I groaned.
"How did you know?" Riley blinked. I slapped my forehead. Usually the rolls were reversed and I was making Riley slap her head, but Riley smacked her head into a poll today when we were fighting a hollow, and I think she had a concussion. I need to remember to take her to aunt Orihime later.
Wait…I just admitted I'm stupid….
Damnit
"I have an idea!" I shouted. "Mom has those chappy cake molds!"
"Is there anything chappy your mother doesn't have?" Riley asked. I stopped to think about it…
No, probably not.
We went downstairs and started baking our cakes…. Oh yes we were gonna get a good grade.
We named the creation…"our parents"
Ichigo and Rukia
"Rukia….there is a cake sitting on the counter of two rabbits fucking each other…" Ichigo sweat dropped.
"You know…I feel like Masaki's trying to tell us something…" Rukia contemplated. But then she shrugged. "My turn to be on top Ichigo" Rukia grinned. Ichigo smiled, and then frowned.
"Damn it" he growled, running after a giggling Rukia up the stairs.
so did you like it! PLEASE REVIEW! lol and if you have any ideas for future dairy entires ^ ^
thanks for reading and Im writing A Bond That Transcends Time right now! (this took me 20 minutes so dont get mad at me for wasting time)
