DISCLAIMER:

Roxas: Kupo doesn't own me.
Axel: Nor, does he own me.
Marmar: O- hey! Why is my name Marmar!
Me: Because I said so...DEMYX, FINISH THE DISCLAIMER.
Demdem: -pouts- Awwww...okay. Kupo doesn't oen any of these characters. They all belong to Square Enix. Yupp. Sadpasta for Kupo.
(It's my first fic in a while. xDD Sorry I left you people.)

8:37 PM.

"Yo, Roxas, whatcha got there, hmmm?"

"N-Nothing! Look away!"

"But what if I wanna see whatcha got for me?" Axel said, his lips forming a pout.

"No! Go away!"

I guess that this is what I get for bringing the presents into our house to wrap them instead of giving them to Sora like I normally do. But, this year, Sora and Riku were gone; Riku apparently won a trip to some fancy hot tropical island and is probably getting it on with Sora on the sand right now. No big deal. Marluxia and Demyx are home, though. They invited us over for Christmas earlier this week and we were supposed to be there half an hour ago. I'm just a lazy bastard who forgot to wrap his Christmas presents early like normal people do, but I'm sure Marmar doesn't mind too much.

"Fine, I'll go away," he sniffed, "You're such a meanie!"

I stuck my tongue out at him and continued to wrap his gift as he walked out the door. What I got him isn't really important. Well, I made him something too, but that's just the small present. So, anyway, I made him a cell phone charm that looks exactly like the keyblade Bond of Flame. I mean, it's supposed to remind him of me, since I wield the keyblade, and how we're intertwined.

I swear, he's wearing his good jeans just to make me stare at his ass.

Well, at least I'm done wrapping these presents. Off to Marmar's house? I think so.

8:59 PM.

"Jeez! Do you know how late it is! (Hi Roxy!) I invited you over at 7, Axel! 7! (Is that present for me, Roxy-foxy-loxy-poxy?) [Marmar sighs dramatically] Just come in, you're lucky I started dinner an hour ago!"

Annnnnd that was our greeting from Demyx and Marluxia.

Demyx, of course, takes my presents from me and stashes them under the tree and drags Axel off to some distant world where his ear is talked off...while Marly claims me and demands that I help him make food, which I always do.

10:25 PM.

Dinner Time.
It's festive. Let's see...

Attendance list:
Aerith and Zack.
Axel and I (of course)
Leon and Cloud
Marmar and Demdem (Well, it's Marmar's house…)
Sephiroth in tow with Reno
Yuna came with Mog
Carbuncle, Phoenix, Tonberry and Cactuar
Boco (Yes, the damn Chocobo is in Marmar's house. He's tiny!)
Patrick (The heartless)
Riku and Sora are here metaphysically: Marmar got their presents in a massive box yesterday.
(No one likes Tidus, therefore he isn't here with Yuna; He's probably getting drunk with Wakka, Kimahri, and Auron…like he did last year.)

Food list:
Chicken pasta: Leon and Cloud
Lasagna: Aerith
Christmas cookies: Zack
Brownies and a turkey: Reno and Sephy
Roast beef: Marmar and I (helped him make it. :D)
Mashed Potatoes and gravy: Demyx
Cranberries, Paupu pie, Ham and Pudding: Axel and I
Christmas Log, Divinity: Yuna

I think we're good.

2:45 AM.

"Rox's…"

"Yes, m'Axel?"

"We're drunk…-hic-"

"Nawwwwww, 'ou're 'illy."

Roxas laced his fingers in Axel's hair and pulled him closer. The smell of alcohol hung heavy their bedroom. Fingers moved themselves and found pieces of heaven shining inside the drunken stupor.

"Merry Christmas, Rox."

"Stop talkin' and kiss me."