"So Doctor, where exactly are we going?" shouted Amy over the roar of the TARDIS.
"Haven't the foggiest!" replied the Doctor, leaping all over the place trying to control his ship. Amy nodded and wandered away, hands in her pockets. 'Haven't the foggiest…. Brilliant. It'll be Hawaii all over again…' she thought, smiling slightly. Just then, the noise subsided and the rocking stopped.
"Doctor, have we landed?" inquired Amy, jumping up next to him, excited.
"Yep," he replied.
"And… where are we?" Amy prompted, raising her eyebrows.
"Umm...based on the TARDIS configuration and the calibration of the planets around us…. I'd say…. Somewhere in space." The Doctor said, smiling mischievously at her.
"Somewhere in space? Wow, thanks, for a moment there I thought you were going to say something ridiculously stupid." She snapped, scowling at him. His smile faltered slightly, and then he grinned and grabbed her hand, pulling her towards the door.
"Well it's a good thing I didn't then, isn't it? 23rd century – a star ship from Earth. Enjoy," he said, throwing the doors wide open. Straightening his bow tie, he strode out the door and threw his arms wide. "Hello, future space explorers! I'm the Doctor, and your day just got better!" he shouted, beaming around at everyone.
Over his shoulder, Amy could see that the crew of the ship they had landed on were looking very….well, not like they wanted to invite them in for tea and biscuits, let's put it that way. She was about to say something to the Doctor, perhaps telling him to be quiet, when a tall man walked directly in front of them. He wore blue, and had very dark hair. He was pointing what looked like a gun at them, and the Doctor slowly lowered his arms and the smile slipped.
"How did you manage to come aboard this vessel?" said the man in blue, calmly.
"Uh, that is classified information," the Doctor joked, winking. "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
"I would like to watch you attempt to incapacitate me, however, you are stowaways, and stowaways must be identified immediately on discovery," retorted the man in blue, still perfectly calm.
"Well, I'm the Doctor and this is my friend, Amy. Say hello Amy!" the Doctor said, pushing her forward.
"Yeah, hi. I'm… Amy. And you are?" she asked politely of the man in blue.
"I am Commander Spock, and you are here on this ship illegally. You will come with me to the brig where you will wait until the Captain is ready to speak with you. Any attempt to escape will be seen as an act of aggression and will be duly punished. I advise to comply."