"Aye priesty, How long will this wee knees up take?"
Will merely turned at stared at the mad drunken pirate who was now trying not to laugh at the priest's blank expression.
"Now may I continue?" The priest asked giving Jack a dirty look.
"Do you William Turner take thee Elizabeth Swann to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do", Will replied with a grin like a Cheshire cat at the prospect of marrying his beloved Elizabeth
"And do you Elizabeth Swann take thee William Turner to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do!", her eyes alight and staring straight into Will's deep brown eyes
"Without further ado I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride!"
As Will and Elizabeth shared a passionate clinch, Jack rolled eyes silently wondering if Will was still a eunuch and where was his favourite poison … Rum.
The guests stopped and cheered as the happy couple arrived at their reception. Whilst an already tipsy Jack was indulging himself with Commodore Norrington. " See me, I love weddings, I do!. Just to let you know I was rooting for you!"
As Norrington went to reply Jack slurred, "I was surprised to hear bout Mr Turner and Miss Swann. I thought you were meant to marry Elizabeth, were you not Norrie?"
A discontented Norrington sighed and turned on his heels headed towards the exit when he was greeted by a friend of Jacks from Tortuga, Scarlet. Surprisingly Norrington took quite well to her charm and wit and as they headed for the exit she winked at Jack and he in reply raised his glass as a sign of appreciation.
Staggering to his feet at the top table, Jack prepared for his best man speech.
"Now when I first met these two slightly weird and deranged people I never thought that they would gat married, cause Elizabeth was meant to marry my mate Norrie, despite the fact he tried to hang me. However… they have and well Norrie cant do nothing bout it! Anyway Norrie is otherwise engaged at this moment in time, if you know what I mean Will!"
giving Will a wink and a nudge.
As the guests enjoy Jack's drunken performance, Norrington enters the garden only to be met with a bombardment from Jack.
"Now as I was saying bout my mate Norrie, I know he's a REAL man whereas Will… I have some doubts bout him."
Elizabeth and Will try desperately to shut Jack up but when all these fails Elizabeth enlists the help of her father to settle Jack. And within moments Jack was being carted off to the cells to hopefully sober up before he sets sail in the morning.
They knew that eventually they would have to get him out but Will and Elizabeth were savoring the moments of peace and quite as they sat on the dock staring out at the Pearl. After their embarrassment at the reception all they wanted to do was be alone with each.
"So Mrs Turner have you enjoyed your day?"
"if you mean apart from Jacks interruption at the service or his quite frankly drunken rabble, then yeah of course I did I got to marry the most wonderful pirate in the world"
"I that after the infamous Jack Sparrow then Mrs Turner?" a voice said from behind. They turned and looked and to their amazement Jack stood behind them with s bottle of rum firmly in his grasp.
"Jack you mad drunken pirate how the hell did you get outta jail? and why did you act like a loony? Forget the last question I already know the answer" Will shouted with a hint of anger in his voice.
"Listen , I'm sorry but at least you got married just think, Elizabeth could be married to Norrie! But your wedding wasn't the only reason why I came to Port Royal. Actually I was hoping you would both fancy a trip…call it a honeymoon from me to you, as a way of saying sorry… What say you to that?"
"So the fact you were best man and had all the free rum Port Royal could muster had nothing to do with it?", Will replied with a ting o f sarcasm in his voice.
" Not entirely. So are you coming or will I go alone?… After all what kind of pirate would you be if you turned down this opportune moment? Jack showed his trade mark grin and then drank his rum until the bottle was hollow
"Were are we going?"
" Well that's for me to know and you to find out! We set sail at dawn." Jack turned on his heels and headed for the Pearl knowing Will and Elizabeth wouldn't let him down.