The Adventures Of The Sheananess
And Jay
Chapter 1: The Beginning
' Hun, you see my Sponge Bob boxers anywhere?' grumbled Jay as he searched frantically in the messy hut.
'Nope, sorry' giggled The Sheananess as she sat on the pair of wrinkled boxers. 'Besides, you look cute with a bare bum'.
'You think?' asked Jay as he looked at himself proudly in the mirror.
'Definately......very sexy' answered The Sheananess.
Jay growled provocatively as he thrusted his bare body back and forth. The Sheananess smiled and hugged him lovingly, Jay put his lips against her ear and whispered 'That's a flashlight, a large, pulsating flashlight'.
'Jay, hun, wanna know what we're gonna save today?' asked The Sheananess as she dunked her hand in their BIG BOWL OF PROBLEMS.
'Go gettem, tiger' said Jay anxiously.
'Today we shall....*drum roll* save the Chernobyl mutant earthworms!'
'Yeay!' they cried in unison.
They quickly got dressed into their hero costumes. Jay wore an orange tux and matching top hat and carried his Drunken Hobo Stick. The Sheananess wore a lime green micro skirt, orange tube top, lime green and orange leg warmers and her lime green pixie wings.
'Ready Jay?' asked The Sheananess.
' Yeah...all I'm missing is *drum roll* MY SOCK MONKEY!'.
Mister Bubbles followed Jay wherever he went....including the shitter....which would explain the rather unusual scent it carried at times. Jay had received Mister Bubbles from The Sheananess on his Bar Mitzvah....not that he was Jewish.....The Sheananess just liked the name.
With Mister Bubbles comfortably settled between The Sheananess' two 'assets' the trio set off to Chernobyl, home of the only earth worms able to make Bobo blush with envy.
Chapter 1: The Beginning
' Hun, you see my Sponge Bob boxers anywhere?' grumbled Jay as he searched frantically in the messy hut.
'Nope, sorry' giggled The Sheananess as she sat on the pair of wrinkled boxers. 'Besides, you look cute with a bare bum'.
'You think?' asked Jay as he looked at himself proudly in the mirror.
'Definately......very sexy' answered The Sheananess.
Jay growled provocatively as he thrusted his bare body back and forth. The Sheananess smiled and hugged him lovingly, Jay put his lips against her ear and whispered 'That's a flashlight, a large, pulsating flashlight'.
'Jay, hun, wanna know what we're gonna save today?' asked The Sheananess as she dunked her hand in their BIG BOWL OF PROBLEMS.
'Go gettem, tiger' said Jay anxiously.
'Today we shall....*drum roll* save the Chernobyl mutant earthworms!'
'Yeay!' they cried in unison.
They quickly got dressed into their hero costumes. Jay wore an orange tux and matching top hat and carried his Drunken Hobo Stick. The Sheananess wore a lime green micro skirt, orange tube top, lime green and orange leg warmers and her lime green pixie wings.
'Ready Jay?' asked The Sheananess.
' Yeah...all I'm missing is *drum roll* MY SOCK MONKEY!'.
Mister Bubbles followed Jay wherever he went....including the shitter....which would explain the rather unusual scent it carried at times. Jay had received Mister Bubbles from The Sheananess on his Bar Mitzvah....not that he was Jewish.....The Sheananess just liked the name.
With Mister Bubbles comfortably settled between The Sheananess' two 'assets' the trio set off to Chernobyl, home of the only earth worms able to make Bobo blush with envy.