Title: 26 for 26
Part: Prologue One:
Author: Jmaria
Disclaimer: You should know by now that I own nothing. J.K. owns her people, Joss owns his, and Kripke owns his. (Also, I dont own The Princess Bride)
Series Summary: 26 ficlets of insanity done to celebrate 26 years.
Part Summary: What a girl really wants.
Words: 517
Pairing/Character: Multi
Dedication/Shout Out: For Mandy Patikin. Without you, I probably wouldnt be here. No, seriously. My mom got all hot and bothered by his nekkid swimming scene in Yentl. Dad reaped the rewardsand I just grossed myself out. Lovely way to start out my birthday.
A/N: So. It's that time of year again. You guessed it. Birthday Insanity Challenge Collection time. And I really need requests this year.
What I need from you is this:
a. Character/Show/Fandom
b. Pure 'verse or Crossover 'verse
c. Rating (I cannot promise you'll get it)
d. Pairing preferance (I can try and do slash/femslash, but I can't promise it'll be great)
A/N2: This is just a random feeler chapter, huge multicross based on what I did on my actual birthday.
26 for 26
Prologue One: Head Jiggle
"You know, sometimes a girl doesn't want to get a Westley - sometimes she just wants an Inigo!"
"Was I supposed to follow any of that inane blathering?"
A shoe flew at his head. She smiled as it hit him squarely in what she'd nicknamed his future bald-spot. His eyes narrowed and he wheeled around on her so fast that she barely had time to squeak out a protest.
"Oh Merlin, can you two just shag in the corner quietly so the rest of us can watch this bloody nuisance and be done with it?" One of the brunettes groaned from the couch.
"Hey, Peroxide, keep your mitts off my lady," the eldest Winchester glared at the blond wizard who was currently trying to stuff Dawn Summers into the couch cushions before turning the dark look on the witch who'd spoken. "And she isn't shagging him -"
"With her eyes she is," Millicent Bulstrode snorted.
"She's shagging Winchester," Draco Malfoy looked appalled at the idea of him and Dawn being physically intimate. "Why would I ever want something that the Winchester spawn had already contaminated?"
That was when the second pointed high heel of the night came flying at Draco's head, courtesy of his slayer-powered girlfriend Vi. Sam Winchester blushed brightly as Millicent snickered loudly.
"Forgot our Vi had a bit of a tumble with the gargantuan one before she settled for your ferrety behind, didn't you?" Millicent smirked wickedly at her old housemate.
"You are so evil, Bulstrode," Draco muttered darkly.
"Mind you, I do see the appeal of reforming a bad boy. Inigo's got his appeal down nicely, and his bottom is rather fit -"
"Dude, we're not talking about another guy's ass while we watch this," Dean groaned, which earned him a sharp elbow jab from Millicent.
"I'm female, jackass," Millicent muttered before turning back to the conversation. "As I was saying, Inigo is passable for a few flings. The bad boy type gets old fast."
Vi and Dawn both started snickering at Millicent's comments the moment the insult hit both Dean and Draco. Sam even joined in with the two girls for a moment.
"But corrupting the impressionable young farm boy and getting him to turn all dark side - even if its only a cover? Mmmm, imagine the fun that could be!"
It was Dean and Draco's turn to snicker at the discomfort on Sam's face. Dawn and Vi, of course, weren't far behind in the laughter as Sam's face turned beet red.
"You ever try that on Sammy, Milli?" Dean sniggered.
"Please, I'd break him after more than one go," Millicent shrugged dismissively, her eyes skipping over the lanky Winchester brother and out into the kitchenette where Luna, Tonks, Flint and a red haired man were speaking to Faith.
"You got your sights on a freckled weasel?" Draco muttered darkly as Percy Weasley turned at the old family nickname. He blushed a bit under the scrutiny of the two Slytherins.
"Let's just say, I'd enjoy putting that head jiggle to good use," Millicent smirked as Dawn clicked the video back on.