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A/N: This is based on a youtube video I saw and I thought it would make a funny fic, so here it is!
10 Ways to annoy Draco Malfoy
#1 - Drop hints to Draco that Snape likes him
In the common room before bed.
Me: Hey Draco!
Draco: What is it NOW?
Me: So...how was last night with Snape? Huh? HUH?
Dray: W-what?" *blush* What are you talking about?
Me: Oh. He didn't spill it yet, did he? Well, I guess after he told your father he had no chance anyway, so...
Dray: O_O
#2 - Announce to the whole school that he sleeps with a pink unicorn
In the Great Hall during breakfast.
Me: DRACO SLEEPS WITH A PINK UNICORN!
Gryffindors: *humongus lol*
Dray: *humongus blush* *sprints out of the room*
Me: *smirk*
#3 - Say "Hi proffesor Moody" during random times of the day
In the corridor, walking to lunch.
Dray: ...and I was pissed because I got detension and it wasn't even-
Me: Oh, hello Proffesor Moody!
Dray: *shriek* Save me!
Me: Wow, Dray... just wow.
#4 - Make Dobby send him a love note
In the dorm room before breakfast.
Dray: *looks down and sees note addressed to him* Hmm? *reads* O_O *blush*
#5 - Call him a mudblood
In the common room for break.
Me: Hey Dray, I heard some first year Gryffindorks calling you a mudblood. *whistle un-suspiciouslike*
Dray: *rage* IM GUNNA KILL THOSE FILTHY BLOKES!
Me: Lol, I was just kidding... well, too late now.
#6 - Have every muggleborn in the school follow him
On the way to the last period of the day.
Dray: Why are you filthy mudbloods following me around? I demand you step aw- DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME THERE! YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS!
#7 - Have the Divination teacher predict he will fall madly in love with Harry Potter
In Divinations class.
Teacher: Oh, Draco...interesting...very, very interesting...
Dray: What is it proffesor?
Teach: Oh my Draco. Well, I don't know how to put this lightly... but... you're going to fall into deep, passionate love with... with... Harry Potter!
Dray: *blush* *twitch* *blush some more* *runs out of the room*
#8 - Ask him if he thinks Snape is shmexeh
Right before Potions class.
Me: So... Dray... I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time... um...
Dray: What is it, Aurelia?(A/N: OC)
Me: Well, it's really embarassing but... Do you think Snape is sexy beyond compare?
Dray: O_O" Uhhh *bluuuush* *runs*
#9 - Get Hemione to snog him, then slap him and think he did it to her
Waiting for Potions...again.
Hermione: *walks up and snogs him sensless* *walks away*
Dray: . . . ?
Me: *slap* I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! *runs away crying*
Dray: O.O What just happened!
#10 - Pants him in the middle on the Great Hall
In the Great Hall getting up to go to bed.
Me: *pants draco*
Dray: *doesn't notice and keeps walking*
Me: *snicker snicker* Dray... *snicker* I didn't know you had Gryffindor boxers... *snicker snicker*
Dray: O_O *looks down* Oh, shit buckets. *blush* *runs away*