Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Bobby McBobPants. He "loved" Hannah Montana and he wanted to marry her.
One day, he went to her concert and when he went to get her autograph, he kissed her! Ooooh! Then the security guards took him away and locked him up in Juvy. Aww, sucks for him.
Then he escaped and proprosed to Hannah Montana, but he actually found out it was Miley Cyrus and since he hated Miley Cyrus, he called her a fat penguin used his cannon to blast her off to Super Mario World. She was never seen or heard from again.
On the bright side, no one cared. Thank God. Bobby however was not arrested (again) yet, he was rewarded with five hundred trillion dollars. He used the money to buy a bazillion video games and gave the rest of it to charity and lived a happy life.
The End! :)