AN: THIS IS A TOTAL RIP OFF OF A BRILLIANT POEM CALLED "SLYTHERINS ARE SEXIER" BY AN AUTHOR CALLED "MORRIGAN". You should check it out, at: .net/s/19602/1/Slytherins_Are_Sexier . So, all the praise goes to them. I just had to post this for laughs, and for once I won't even ask for reviews! Leave them if you must, however :) MS xx
Hufflepuffs are Hotter
Slytherins are sexy,
They swish, preen and sashay,
Those sneaky snakes have got the looks,
If you've got the dough to pay.
But faithful, Slytherins are not,
They like to sleep around,
But guilt? Remorse? No, not one jot,
Do they display when found.
Now, Ravenclaws are raunchy,
They go in for role-playing,
Costumes from ancient history,
Do seem to be their thing.
But when it comes to pillow talk,
Our Ravens you'll wish hexed,
For they seem to think arithmancy
Compatible with sex.
Our Gryffindors have great big hearts,
Love mad, wild, passionate
They've got muscles on their muscles,
So they're sure to fascinate.
But Gryffins, with their love so great,
Feel the need to spread it round,
(3+ lovers in a Lion's bed,
Are certain to be found.)
But Hufflepuffs, we won't need more,
Than you and you alone,
If you love us we'll adore you,
Without a single sigh or moan.
We are faithful to the limits,
Truthful- yes, but boring- no,
We've got lips and curves and hips to share,
And we go and go and go...
So grab yourself a Huffle friend,
To play the nights away,
And we'll care for you forever-
Hufflepuffs are here to stay!
AN: Once again, THIS IS A RIP-OFF OF A STORY CALLED "SLYTHERINS ARE SEXIER" by MORRIGAN :P It really is amusing, check it out on the link at the top. Hope you enjoyed, at any rate :) MS xx