A/N: This was part of a muse Sapphira1209 and I wrote whilst chatting the other day, so I would like to give credit to her for helping me with this. I hope you enjoy!
~Keiba~
(Sapphira1209 had a bad run in with an emu a few years ago. In this part of the muse I showed her a really freaky picture of one and she totally flipped!)
Sapphira: I hate you.
Keiba: *Starts laughing really hard*
Mikey: You should seriously do that more often, dudette.
Raph: Yeah, I love seeing ma author freaked!
Don: *Pondering* I wonder what a fear of emus is called?
Sapphira: I'm not afraid of them! And Keiba, KNOCK IT OFF!
Keiba: No way! The photo is hilarious!
Leo: Even I think it is!
*Leo and Mikey both hi-five/three Keiba*
Raph: *mutters* Ain't that somethin'...
(On the chat I said "STARTS LAUGHING SO HARD IM CLAPPING LIKE A RETARDED SEAL"; I just had to say that otherwise this next bit wouldn't make sense)
Mikey: Why is that dudette acting like a retarded seal?
Don: We will never understand the human female, Mike.
(I told her that I was planning on writing a TMNT Fanfic. She acted really well, btw. *SARCASM INTENDED*)
Mikey: She's writing a story about us? Totally radical, dudette!
Raph: *sighs and blocks ears* I still haven't found his off switch.
Keiba: *To Sapphira* I've had some muses too, but I haven't written them down.
Sapphira: Awwwwww! Who's your favourite turtle so far?
Keiba: Go Raphie! Your temper is, like, sooo hot!
Raph: *Speechless*
Mikey: You got a crush, dude!
Keiba: Nah, not really. But I do have a boyfriend ... (It's true; I do have one!)
Sapphira: Don't mock me.
Keiba: *Shocked* I'm not!
Sapphira: I know you're not!
Keiba: *Super confused*
(I left for a bit because we had a guest over)
Keiba: Okay, I'm back!
Sapphira: About time! I was able to watch a whole episode!
Keiba: I was popping bubble wrap and now my fingers feel all funny! *Slight pause* Hey, can you get Mikey for me?
Sapphira: Ok, hold on a sec...
Keiba: MIKEY!
Mikey: Aww, do you love me dudette? See, Raphie, she wants to talk to me!
Keiba: No ... well, kinda, but ONLY as a friend ... or as a brother, whichever you prefer ... ANYWAY! I have a riddle for you, dude!
Mikey: Shoot away, dudette!
Keiba: Unless there are more than seven days in a week, say yes.
Mikey: *Scratches head* Huh?
Keiba: Would you like me to repeat the question?
Don: Yeah, you'll have to. We always sound like broken records since he has no ears.
Keiba: Okay. Unless there are more than seven days in a week, say yes.
Mikey: *Still completely confused (Or confuzzled, if you wish)* Uh... yes?
Raph: *Facepalm* Ugh.
Mikey: OW!
Keiba: Try again! You can phone a friend if you wish – maybe get Don to help you...
Raph: No, that's cheating! I wanna see if Mike has a brain or not.
Mikey: Hey!
Keiba: Fine then. Hurry up, Mikey!
Mikey: Okay, okay, dudette! Um, yes. I lock in yes.
Keiba: *Makes wrong buzzer sounds* It's no! Would you like an explanation?
Don: He always does.
Keiba: *Chuckles* Okay, here goes ... unless there more than seven days in a week, say yes. Which means, there aren't more than seven days in a week, so the answer is no. It's complicated.
Leo: Too complicated.
Keiba: Yup! My mum's friend just told me that. She's like another me ... but 31.
Sapphira: The end of the world. Another you.
Leo: Well, we gotta go fight the Shredder now.
Keiba: Oh. I have to go fight dish germs...
Mikey: *To Leo* You talk about that like it happens every day.
Don: If you haven't noticed, Mikey, it does.
Mikey: So true.
Keiba: Well, I've got to go, guys! Put Sapphira back on so I can say bye!
Sapphira: Hi, I'm back.
Keiba: Hi.
Sapphira: Ugh, I never knew turtles could get so addicted to a phone... (BTW I don't know why she said phone)
Keiba: Haha
Mikey: It's not like we have many friends!
Keiba: GET OFF!
Sapphira: *In background* Gimme back the phone!
Raph: Don't get the chick angry, Mike.
Keiba: GET OFF!
Sapphira: Ha! Got it!
(I really hate it when people call me chick/babe or anything like that, so I got really mad when Raph said I was a chick)
*Keiba makes Raph apparate to her room*
Sapphira: AHHHHH! *Gets chased by a hyper, phone-hungry Michelangelo*
Leo: Where'd Raph go?
Don: Uh, Keiba's room.
Leo: RAPH! Get your sorry shell back here right now!
Don: You too, Michelangelo. Stop attacking Sapphira!
*In Background on Keiba's end of the phone*
Keiba: Raphael! Do not EVER call me a chick, babe or anything of the sort! *Slaps Raph really hard on the face* I even tell my boyfriend off when he does that! You are nowhere near an excuse for that!
*Sends Raph Back*
*Raph rubs his face*
Leo: Have fun?
Raph: Yeah. My jaw did.
Keiba: *To Sapphira* That sounds REAL kinky, you know.
Sapphira: Shut up. Mikey, GIVE ME THE EFFING PHONE!
Keiba: Language, young lady!
*Sapphira smile sheepishly*
Sapphira: I'll take away your nunchucks, Mike ...
Mikey: NOOO! *Lays phone at her feet* There. Happy? Don't touch my chucks!
Keiba: Haha. Okay, Sapphira. I really have to go now. I'll talk to you tomorrow, ok?
Sapphira: Okay. Bye!
Turtles: BYE!