Hey there my adoring fans and readers
hahahahaha- Excuse me well I luagh myself to death
at my poor delusional mind thinking I actually have readers
Any way I wrote this because I wasn't getting into POTTERMORE and well it was freakly killing the hell outta me
So I wrote a lil story its lame and funny but whatever
Also ps DONT WORRY THERE ARE NO SPOLIERS! NONE! NONE!

June 23

Isis squeeled in, "ahhhh Oh I cant believe it!" she jumped up and down in excitment.

"What in Merlins beard is going on in here?" a cold voice spoke.

Isis turned to her left to see the scowl of Severus Snape.

She let out a shakey laugh, "hehe sorry hun, its nothing..."

He raised an eyebrow, "certainlly doesn't sound like nothing." He walked over to her from the kitchen door and took a glance behind her, "playing with that muggle contraption?"

"Its a computer Severus. And yes I was."

"well what is so importent that my ear drums had to suffer?"

She pouted, "Hmph, I thought you liked it when I squealed?"

He raised his eyebrow once more. She waved her hand in dismissle, "annnn-yyyy-whoo...its just this muggle author JK, Rowling is annoucing the launch of her new website, Pottermore."

"Pottermore..." he thought it over for a second, "Potter?" a slight sneer played around his mouth

Isis smiled, "er...yea has in Harry Potter."

"Don't tell me that attention-seeking brat had a muggle author write about him." his eyes narrowed.

"No. If fact I dont think Harry knows about her." she tilted her head in thought for a moment, "She wrote seven books, each one a different year in Harrys life. Known as the Harry Potter series."

"How could she possibly..." Severus began.

Isis shrugged, "Don't know.." she walked over to her bookcase, where she kept all her muggle books that Severus said were, "foul, simpleminded, and ridickulus."

"Here." she handed him, "Harry Potter and The Philospher Stone."

"Philospher stone? As in Flemel? As in Potters first year?"

Severus opened and bagan reading...his eyes narrowed so much Isis wondered how he could even read. He soon came to a part that had him scowl deeply and "Hmph!" quite loudly.

Curious Isis bent over the cover and laughed loudly as she recoginsed the part where Snape is introdced.

"Why that insufferable Muggle women, how dare she..."

Isis took the book from Severus. "Anyway, Pottermore is suppose to bring you a whole new reading expirence."

Severus scowled and walked off. Isis stiffled her laughter and waved her wand, putting her book back where it belonged

yeah if there is any mispellings and grammer mistakes sorry but I wrote this whole mental thing on my poor lil iPod Touch, brave lil guy. Anyway theres more to come