Holy shit. Holy shit! Holy shit!
That is one big ass spider. That I am not going to get ten feet near. Because I am totally a grown ass man.
I look walk out of the bathroom, quickly shutting the door so the demon can't get out. I pause right outside the door very unsure of what to do next.
I cant call anyone. I dont have any roommates. I dont have any neighbors that I am acquainted with. Actually, scratch that, there's that one dude that I occasionally see in the halls… I think his room is like… 218 or something…
With alot more swiftness then usual, I walk out into my living room and put my once discarded sweater over my bare chest, and the pants that were also discarded, because I indeed strip when I am by myself in my apartment which I do not share with anyone. Grown ass manliness at its finest.
I exit out of my door, not bothering shutting it, and make a courageous move down the hall. When I get to 218 I knock firmly on the door and wait. I can hear some shuffling, a cat momentarily screeching, and fine array of language.
The door finally opens and I politely introduce myself. "Hello… sir…. I am Alec Lightwood…."
"Oh! You live in 224, right?" He said obviously surprised to see me. His eyes were an absolutely beautiful shade of green and yellow, and were a lot more than just mesmerizing.
"Ah… ya…" I wasn't quite sure what I was actually doing. I am quite shy most of the time so this is very disconcerting for me… especially now that I'm actually talking to the gorgeous man.
"I'm Magnus by the way. Magnus bane." He spoke with bubbly voice and a contagious amount of joy. "Is there something I can do for you?"
I sighed and looked down at my feet. "This is totally awkward considering before this, the only interactions we've ever had have been casual nods to each other in the hallway but there's a huge fucking spider in my bathtub and you seem like the friendly neighbor type, please help."
"Wait! My cat is fantastic at stuff like this. One sec, Ill go grab him!" He said with much excitement.