Hi guys this is a a new fanfic I thought I made in 2016! I don't understand why the hell we made it but here it is finally! Please no flames?
jesus christ what did we make
Chapter One
It was a stormy night. Donald Trump was reading his favourite money book when he heard a crash! He ate a macaroni sandwich because he is too swag.
He looked up and saw and eagle and smiles, because.. he likes eagles for breakfast. Even though he is rich he still likes pop tarts. So with his beautiful corn-gold hair he jump out the window and he eats a pop tart because he is still too swag.
After that, he went to the Illuminati because he was bored! Then he went to Illuminati's lair and was all like, "Wah-wah." Because he saw the Illuminati making out with his girl then he went all like, "Okay." and made out with Illuminati's girls because he was rich and could do what ever he liked so yes.
(o-o)\ - *Kill me* Then he was all like "Yes, bae-bae!" And said he wanted to be the president swag so he want up on the Stage and said, "Me onto bae my bff it America's." (What?)
Then he said, "Mexico sucks, ha-ha-ha!" He coughed. Then he was all like, "Vote for me I will buy all your booties for one buck." Then he reaches into his pockects and looks so scary! Then he pulls out a banana and puts it on his head.
He said, "It's all mine, bae-bae! This is all my hair because I ate the Illuminati ha-ha-ha!" He coughed. Then, he went to Barack Obama and was like, "Bae, I want this boys!"
And then, he stabbed Barack Obama! And said, "I got them mon-mons bae! He-he-he Mexico sucks!" He wheezed and coughed. Then he realized that he had a cold so that's why he was coughing and wheezing so he went to the doctor and said,
"Ew, why didn't you give me a vaccination when I was a child?"
"Because your mom!" The doctor replied. "She didn't give me the money."
Donald Trump blushed at the doctor. "You're handsome." He said.
"You need to pay me money to I can give you a vaccination." The doctor said.
"Okay." Donald Trump replied.
"Pays money." Said Donald Trump.
"Thanks." The doctor said. "By the way, did you know your face is as red as a tomato dipped in meat juice?"
"Oh my god you are so nice." Donald Trump replied. "By the way, want me to come over to your house?"
"Okay." Said the doctor. "Watashi no namae wa Den- Oh, I mean, my name is DentalFloss."
"Okay, I'm Donald Trump."
"Mm, booty," Donald Trump says as he popped a pop tart into his mouth. "Yumma dum-dum." He said as he chewed on the pop tart.
Hope you enjoyed the awesome romance! What's going to happen next? Please review love you all xx
i am losing brain cells