DISCLAIMER: I do not own the original idea of this! I got it from another fan fiction and was inspired to do the same with my own rules!

Also! I do not own the Avengers (Sadly) just my OC Alexandra McCarthy.

My Own Rules for Living with the Avengers

#1: Do NOT burn yourself when Loki is around.

I did once and my index finger is still a little blue.

#2: Don't try and hide Clint's arrows or bow.

He always has more arrows so it's really just a waste of time. But the bow... *evil smile*

#3: Don't leave Thor alone with the toaster when he's making Pop tarts.

One time, he got so mad that they wouldn't pop fast enough that he smashed it into pieces then threw it out the window.

#4: The following songs are forbidden to play or sing:

"Criminal" by Britney Spears

Do I need to explain?

"Hero" by Enrique Iglesias

It's such a good song but everyone gets the wrong idea when I start to sing it.

"Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen

I was singing that the day I met Steve. He blushed so red I thought he would pass out.

#5: Loki is not allowed to drive you to school!

Especially if he's wearing his helmet. I was so humiliated.

#6: JARVIS is not allowed to use for help on homework.

I did once and got an A. My teacher thought I was cheating because I'm not really that good of a student.

#7: Bruce does not find it funny when you sneak up on him.

I made that mistake… My hearing is still a little messed up.

#8: Steve doesn't want help when trying to work a blender.

*Sigh* He needs it, though.

#9: Whatever he says to deny is, Tony is a get it down FREAK!

I had just sat down from getting back from training and he instantly had me do my homework. I mean, he pulled it out of my backpack himself and got it ready for me. He even put the pencil in my hand.

#10: Loki cannot make ice cubes with his bare hands.

My iced tea needed more ice and I didn't feel like getting it myself because Loki was right there. Annoyed the heck out of him when I kept bothering him for some ice. He finally got up and got me ice from the freezer.

#11: It's not a smart idea to taunt Loki about how the Avengers kicked his butt.

I have several times. None of those times ended nicely. That's when he drove me to school wearing his helmet, laughing like a lunatic.

#12: I have been panned from all prank wars forever.

I get a little over competitive and reckless. Also, I don't want to crush everyone's dreams with my awesomeness.

#13: Steve's personal gym is not meant to be used to hide your Stuff-I-Shouldn't-Have stash.

I hid mine under the boxing ring once. Little did I know Steve also uses that for his storage area. He found my stash and gave my fairly stolen items back to their original owners.

#14: Thor doesn't like it when you mock his accent.

Me: Where art though, food?

Thor: Why are you mocking me?

Me: I do not know. I was quite bored and so I must entertain myself. I am very young and foolish, you know?

Thor: You're mockery is not amusing.

Me: I find it the most fun. Loki would find my mockery flattering.

He stormed out after that.

#15: Laughing at people's misery is not going to help you in life.

I once laughed at Clint because he somehow whacked himself in the face with an arrow. He then whacked me in the face with the same arrow.

That's all for now, folks! I hope you enjoyed them. This is my first fan fic so go easy with the reviews if you decide to. Also, pointers and ideas would be nice.