Title: I want your bite
Song: I want your bite by: Chris Crocker
Pairing: Kurt and Blaine
Disclaimer: I don't own the song or the characters. I'm merely a huge fan of both.
Summary: Blaine goes to a strip club with his big brother Cooper where he meets the one and only Kurt Hummel the sexy stripper.
A/N: By the way I cut the song down a lot. It's way too long…. That's what she said. *Hides* I know, I know. I should go walk the walk of shame for saying that…. I sowweee. And also this is the first time I've written anything like this. Ever.
Ch. 1
"Blaine! We have to go! Look, you need to get over that Jeremy guy. You need to get out. And we are going to this club and I will drag you out if I have to." Cooper says. I narrow my eyes at him.
"His name is Jeremiah." I remind him. I know I'm going to lose this fight no matter what so I don't know why I'm torturing myself right now.
"Jeremy, Jeremiah same difference." Cooper waves me away with a simple flick of the hand. "Either way, you are going, and you're going to have a good time." Cooper says. He catches my gaze and I look away. I sigh and run my fingers through my gel free hair.
"Coop, you know these places aren't my scene." I remind him and he nods.
"I know. But you might find a potential husband here!" He grabs his keys and he makes his way to his car. Cooper was kidding about the potential husband thing but he wasn't wrong.
Cooper who swears that he isn't gay has found himself being carried by a huge drag queen named 'Snow White Trash.' When he passes he giggles.
"Blaine look, look I'm being carrieeeeeeeed!" He squeals. I should probably get him back but this is payback. All of the people that have gone on stage are pretty good but they don't do anything for me.
"And now the one the only, Prince Adam!" An announcer introduces the next dancer and I groan. i dont know how many more older guys i can take. i order another drink, a coke, Cooper got drunk enough for the both of us. i turn back to the stage and prepare myself for another 30 something year old. But that's not what i find. i almost choke on my straw that managed to get too far past my lips, tickling the back of my throat. my eyes water but i wipe them frantically to see the gorgeous boy on the stage.
Screw 'Hello' you had me at sex. Don't need no intro. Let's skip to the bed. From the head to your toes. Legs up over your head.
Insert dangerously high kick from Prince Adam that's ends in a gracious split. I gasp. I need to get closer. I'm pushing past people trying to get to the front of the stage.
From begs to moans. We're both seeing red. Some believe in love at first sight. But this is just lust on the first night. If it turns into more than that's alright. But right now I don't want your kiss, I want your bite. Wanna feel your teeth on my neck.
Prince Adam slides his long slender fingers down his neck, painfully slow and I desperately want those fingers to be replaced by my own.
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat. Gonna rock your body all night.
On 'rock' Prince Adam rocks his hips forward and we lock gazes. I can see the color of his eyes now; they are a beautiful blue, bright and twinkling. I'm at the front now and if I wanted to touch him I could. And I do want to touch him. I try to hand him a bill and he leans down and grabs it with his teeth.
It's lust at first sight.
Ha, no kidding.
The way you're making me hot. Don't stop your hitting the spot. Gonna rock your body all night it's lust at first sight. Lost control, but not get mislead. Don't ask for my phone. Yeah, we're just sex friends. Who needs clothes? When you're covered in men. You never know the hand I will lend.
Prince Adam rips off his shirt and he throws it into the audience he winks at the man who catches it. Then the pants come off and he's left in tiny gold shorts that don't really hide anything. He sashays over to my side and we lock eyes again. He takes the pants by the bottom of each leg and he throws the top part over my head. So basically the crotch is on the back of my neck. I raise my hand to give him more money. This time into his shorts. He walks to the other side of the stage but I don't miss the wink he shoots my way.
I want your bite. Wanna feel your teeth on my neck. Wanna taste the salt of your sweat. Gonna rock your body all night it's lust at first sight.
The way you're making me hot. Don't stop you're hitting the spot. Gonna rock your body all night it's lust at first sight.
Prince Adam knows what he's doing. He ends the song on his knees back arched head thrown back. Just the image a guy needs etched in his mind. The crowd erupts into cheers and more money is thrown onto the stage. Prince Adam flashes a smile and I almost melt. He collects the money and he winks to the audience in general.
"Keep the clothes." He says in a high breathy voice, grinning. I wince when I stand up because my pants are way tighter than they were 5 minutes ago.
"Blaine!" I wish that was Prince Adam yelling my name but it's just Cooper. Snow White Trash sets him down and I catch him before he can tumble to the floor. "Duuuude." Cooper slurs. "That stripper guy was sooooo hitting on yoooou. He-He's like an angel." Cooper has a far away look in his eye.
"Alright Coop, we gotta go home." I say trying to carry his weight. "You know you could at least try to carry some of your own weight." I sigh frustrated. "Coop, I will leave you here." I threaten and Coop scrunches up his nose.
"Well. Someone's grumpy today, huh?" Cooper says in a baby voice. He taps a finger to my nose and his breath smells like beer. I turn my head away.
"God, Cooper your breath smells horrible!" I say to him scrunching up my own face. I hear a giggle and I turn to see Prince Adam. He looks like he's heading out.
"Ahh. Brotherly love. Here." He smiles and he hands me a pack of gum.
"It's Juicy 's. My favorite. It might help a little with the breath." He says. Our fingers brush when I take the gum. Cooper gasps.
"Blaine, look It's the angel." Cooper says pointing to the man in front of us. I slap his hand down.
"Coop." I reprimand. I look to Prince Adam.
"I'm so sorry. He's just—"
"Drunk. I know. But there's no reason to apologize. It was quite flattering." Prince Adam reassures me. "I'm Kurt by the way." Pri—I mean Kurt whispers. I guess he's on the down low here.
"Kurt. I'm Blaine and this is my brother Cooper. How did you come up with the stage name anyway?" I ask and Kurt smiles and nods his head.
"I get that a lot. Well, I'm a really big fan of Adam Lambert and I just felt like the prince thing was sexy." Kurt blushes. "It sounds stupid now but I don't know it's better when people don't know my real name. They just think it's Adam."
"I don't think it's stupid." I assure him. I smile and heave my passed out brother into a chair.
"Oh, I'm sorry how rude of me. You probably need to get him home. Don't let me keep you here." Kurt smiles. I can't help but wonder what a man like this is doing working at a strip club.
"Yeah, well I thought your dance was incredible. I really enjoyed it and it was really nice meeting you." It's my turn to blush.
"Thanks a lot. See you." Kurt waves and I shake Cooper awake. He takes in his surroundings and then his eyes rest on Kurt. He smiles wide.
"Bye, bye Mr. Angel, sir." Cooper says twittering his fingers in a wave.
"Bye, Cooper." Kurt says and Cooper gasps.
"Blaine! That angel knows my name." He says with wide eyes.
"Well. He's an angel he knows everything." I say grinning at Kurt. Kurt waves. With Cooper leaning against me we make it to the doorway.
"Blaine!" This time it is Prince Adam calling my name. I turn around and Prince Adam/Kurt is walking towards me. His confidence and sexiness is back. He tucks a piece of paper in my pocket and he whispers in my ear, "Call me." I shiver and he pulls back. He sashays away and Cooper and I get to the car finally. When Cooper is safely in the back seat I pull Kurt paper from my pocket. There, in Kurt's beautiful scrawl is his phone number and name: Kurt Hummel. I smile and tuck the paper back into my pocket. When we get home I lay on my bed with one question on my mind. When am I going to see Kurt Hummel again? I let my thoughts of romantic strolls in the park with Kurt lull me to sleep.
A/N: Yes! I had to squeeze in a box scene reference. If you want to fangirl/boy about it PM me. Thank you for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. Peace, Love, and Klaine.