Hi guyysss tis is a a new fanfic i tbought i made in 2016 i don't understand why the hell we made it but her it is finly! Pls no flames ?ￂﾠ
I'm Chafeter wen
wa sa coul strumy nigh doonalld tumt wah reding hit favurot moooney bouk wan he hur a crashhhhhx!11! he ate a moocooroonay samitch becaus heh is tooooo swags.
He locked op and soar a eggle because… he lieks egglie fo buckfast. Even doe het is rach he still licks pop turts. So wit hhis bootifult corn-goald hair he jups ot da window and he ates a poop tart caust he is stilt tow swaggie.
Ater tat he want to da illuminot I caust heh wart boored!111 den he went to ILLumInoties lair and Wah all lik "Wah Wah" cause he saw da illumi I notI making out wit his gurlll den he wat all lick "o k i e" and made out wit Illummnotryes gURLz becaus heh wat rach ancold do wurt Eva he licked sooo yas.
(o-o)\ then heh wurt all lick "yas !++++bay bay" and stayed he wunted to be Ta presidential swaggi so heh want up on tha Staage and sad "MEH UNTO BAY MEH bff OT AMERICAU S."
THEN HE "SAIDMEXICO SUX HAHAHAHA COUGH" THEN HE WAS ALL LICK ,VOTE FO MEH I WILL BUY AL YO BOOTIES 4 1 BUX." den he reches in tow his pokets and locks sooooooo scari!111! Then he puls ot a bananna and puts it oon hist heud.
he sai "ITS ALL MINE BAY BAY. DIS IS ALL MEH HAIRRRR BECAU I ATE TA ILLU MYNOTIE HAHAHAHAHAHAH COUGHS." DEN HE WENT TOW BRACO BAM BAM AS WAT ALL LICK "BAY I WANT DIS BOYZZZZ"
AND THEN HE STABBED TA BRACKO BARM AAHHH AND SAD "IGOT THEM MON MONS BÆ ZZZZ HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH MEXICO SUX WHeeze COUGHHH COFF" the he real ized dat he hAd a cowld so dats y he wash coffing and weezing o so he ewant to da doctar ad sed
"ew y didnt u give me a vaksi nation wen l was a chyld"? Da doctrr replyd,, " becuz ur mom. , ,, "
"dodnt gib meh mone eys" doh nad tromp blushd at tha doctr. "Ur handsum" heh sed. "U ned 2 pay me muny so i cken gib u vackin ation" "ok" doanld duck replyd.
Pays mony says donld trmp. "Thx. By tha wy did u,,,,,,,,,, notise ur face…. is as red …. as a tomato dipd in meet…. juce'm '' pomg yur so nick"... btw ,, want 2 com over too ur …..huse"?.
Ok sed spa doctir. 'Wa tash i no namae wa.. O i men my name is DentalFloss "pk im Dold Rump"
"mmmm booty". Ymum poop turts mhmmmhmhmhmm mm mm mmmmmm sad duck tramp as heh popped a poop turn intow his mooth, yumi dum dum says doodhead dump as he chews on Ta poop turt.
hope u enjoyed dthe awsome romancee!MM! What's gonina happen next pls review lov u alll xxxxxx