Chapter One- The News "But... he's SCARY, Daddy!! I don't wanna stay in my room! He comes in through my window and he SCARES ME!!!" Squee shrieked to his aggravated father. "And he's gonna hurt me!! Shmee said so." "There is no scary man. Now go to your room and get yourself kidnapped." "But..." "GO!!!" Squee let out a sigh. "Yes, Daddy..." he said as he trudged to his room. "Mommy and Daddy love me, Shmee. They don't really want to disown me. No they don't hate me. If I run away the scary neighbor man will kill me." Squee reached his room, and went in. As soon as the door shut, he heard it lock. From the other side. Squee sighed again. "I hope we get asleep before dying." Little did Squee know that this would be his last night sleeping in this bed, if not ever.
Squee got to sleep after much worry. Would the scary man come in tonight? He would, but Squee didn't know. He didn't know until he was woken up by somebody tapping his shoulder. He instantly froze, his eyes squeezed tight.
"Hey, little Squeegee. Wake up." He heard NNY say. Squee slowly opened his eyes. "Your parents and I had a talk. I suggested that they take better care of you. But they had a...better idea." "Uh-oh. What?" Squee forced himself to say.
"They decided that you should move in with me." "Ug... Uh... Er... Eh..." Squee was too shocked-and scared-to say anything. "Um... With...with you?!?! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And with that, Johnny took Squee next door. To his new home.