SasuNaru / AU
This is an adoptive father x adoptive son relationship, meaning dadxson type of thing, don't like, don't read. For those who don't care and are looking for a fic with minimum spelling mistakes and grammar mistakes, please enjoy.
I don't own Naruto, Sasuke does— errr, I mean Masashi Kishimoto does.
D A D D Y P R O B L E M S
Chapter one
Man has will, but woman has her way
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Sasuke isn't gay.
No matter how much he gels his hair, wears a huge amount of make-up, and wears the tightest cloths he can find — he refuses to be put down to the ugly word, it was an abomination to all human kind, gays and lesbians were plain out revolting, and when he had voiced that thought out loud to Sakura, the woman had punched him square in the face, yelling profanities like 'what if are one day son or daughter is gay!', then proceeded with her mood-swings, while her boyfriend regretted telling her such a thing on her period.
Sakura and Sasuke had been dating for about 10 years now, ever since they were about 16, while the pinkette screamed about how much she wants to get married, her boyfriend bluntly objects each approach. He wasn't a man of god, or marriage, so the idea sounded retarded to him. So instead, he suggested the idea of kids, yeah, what an idiot. The raven male hated children, with a passion in fact, he wanted to steal all of their lollipops and kick them all in the butt into the nearest closet, he didn't care if they were being good or not. Children drooled, screamed and whined. 3 things that would forever be on the Uchiha 'hate list',
While Sasuke kicked himself inside and out, Sakura began to squeal like a dying whale, she was more than thrilled with the repulsive idea. So every time the keen on having children woman was on her period, they fucked like bunnies. After their 5th attempt, a failure at that, they had approached — almost beat the snot of their doctor — demanding why Sakura wasn't getting pregnant, Sasuke had joined in on the violent act merely because he was getting pissed with his girlfriend's whining. A child was much better than her constant bitching. So the doctor, fearing for his pathetic excuse for a life, did some test, and shakily admitted that Sakura wasn't able to get pregnant. Bloody fucking hell.
So — he had suggested the idea of adopting a snot nose child, and Sasuke was sure he was going to call up Neji later, demanding his family doctor is murdered. The pink headed girl brightened up at the idea, nodding happily, and deciding by herself, that she was going to adopt a baby boy. Cause apparently she wanted a boy. Sasuke could only bitterly follow her along as she approached the orphanage, two weeks after they had went to the doctor getting the horrible bittersweet news.
"Were adopting a boy, I don't want a baby though, maybe a 4 year old?" She hummed thoughtfully, placing a thin finger up too her parted lips as she hummed more, he gritted his teeth, even if he was forced into the whole ordeal, he refused to get a child if he was adopting, he wanted a teenager. No more questions asked, he would get his way.
"No, 16" he bargained, adding another 12 years to the wanted age, Sakura sent him a quick dirty look, before smirking a bit.
"Fine, but he has to have colourful hair." She added in with a small wave of her finger, a mischievous glint in her eyes, meaning she was getting someone with bright hair like her own. Sasuke could merely wince at the soon-to-be-son. He didn't understand why she was agreeing so easily, usually she would argue until she got her way, or maybe she was compromising, she gets a male and colourful hair, Sasuke get's a 16 year old. They were only 26 themselves, so they wouldn't be much of parental figures, but it would fill Sakura's needs until she got out of the wanting children stage.
Quietly, no further discussion on the topic, they entered the orphanage that Sakura had apparently applied for, 2 weeks in advance, so they were welcome to grab a child and hitch hike out of there the moment they picked. A smiling blond woman, motioned happily to the doors, which apparently had all the children behind — much to Sasuke's horror, hundreds of tiny and large gross drooling children were crawling all over the place. "What age?" the blond piqued, the raven grunted loudly the age, "16" he interjected, before Sakura who say otherwise.
The woman gave another odd look, but smiled, walking through the ocean of unowned children, before opening a door to reveal about 10 people. The 16 year olds, that Sasuke presumed, immediately looked up to the sudden entrance,
"Boys and girls," the lady spoke happily, Sasuke looked over to his sparkling eyed girlfriend, who looked to be in heaven of some sort. It wasn't like they were boys harem or something, she had Sasuke for that, she was merely excited of having a kid, with her boyfriend. She didn't care for the age — she would learn to love them as if they were her own. "Sakura-san and Sasuke-san are looking for a male, 16," she gave a short curt nod before exiting the room, the girls grunted loudly, following the director out of the room, into the smaller children area, and one of the guys, must have been older or younger. They were eventually left with one beautiful looking boy, who had long brown hair, so Sasuke deducted that wouldn't be their child, then his eyes scanned the red-headed boy, and shaked his head, Sakura was looking for really bright hair.
Then, another brunette with spiky hair came into view, and the male frowned.
"There's one more" the red-head said, pointing towards a lump, that was a boy curled up, sleeping, the red-head moved his way over to the sleeping boy, kicking him slightly to reveal a tanned blond, bright blond, too shot up, glaring towards the figure that woke him up.
"SASUKKEEE!" Sakura squealed in delight, said male cringed. Clinging to the males arm, in a fail attempt to woo him, he was still in a daze, the blond hair was so bright, it was almost blinding. The blond boy blinked a bit, revealing the giant cerulean orbs, that made Sakura squeal more in delight. "Please please please!" she chanted, in a pleading voice, the raven grunted loudly.
"Blond one, what's your name?" Sasuke asked, monotone.
"Naruto Uzumaki," he piped loudly, showing a blinding smile with pearly white canines. At least the boy had good hygiene, Sasuke thought hopefully.
"Not anymore," Sasuke said softly, giving the best fake-smile he can muster up at the moment, "your Naruto Uchiha." The tanned boys face brightened up more than possible, jumping up from his half-awake stance, the blanket falling off to reveal a toned tanned chest, and long skinny tanned legs, the boy had looks.
Naruto jumped around the room, quickly grabbing his things, making Sakura laugh a bit, Sasuke watched in distaste as his new son pulled on cloths and said his good-bye to the other orphans, before following his new parents out of the room. When they had filled the proper files, and paperwork, as the blond male played with the small children, Sasuke noted to make his new son shower when they get home. When everything was done, they made their way out of the orphanage, quickly making their way to the high-class truck, jumping in, along with Sakura and Naruto, he cringed knowing full well, the hour ride home would be talkative.
"So Naruto," Sakura began, Sasuke cringed some more, the creases on his forehead becoming visible, the tanned boy jumped up slightly, smiling blindly at the her.
"Yes... ?"
"mom!" She corrected happily, shoving a thumb into her boyfriends chest, "and dad!" Sasuke gave a short nod to the acknowledgement, "he doesn't speak much, and has a horrible temper, so don't take anything he says to heart. Anyways he hates kids, and I wanted someone old enough to take care of themselves in a way, but still young enough so I can be momish! But yeah, I can't get pregnant..." She continued on, eventually coming to a halt with her ramble before, "tell me about yourself Naruto!"
"Uuuh, I'm Naruto Uchiha, I love ramen, and yeah... and I hate the 3 minutes you have to wait to make it—" 'great my new son is a complete idiot' Sasuke thought with a distasteful click of his tongue, "my parents died in a car crash when I was around 8 years old, I was really shocked when I saw someone adopting someone from the teenagers area, it's really rare... And were told to have no hopes of getting adopted, so I'm really grateful!" he beamed happily, Sakura beaming back. It was all too happy for poor Sasuke.
"Sasuke, Introduce yourself!" The mother growled out, said male flinched but nodded.
"I'm Sasuke Uchiha, technically Sakura is Sakura Haruno, cause were not married, and your listed under my name, but yeah... I'm 26 years old, I run the Uchiha Branch Corps, I have an older brother, but he's somewhere that I don't give a fuck about, if you can't contact either me or Sakura, you'll have Neji's number," he shut his mouth back into a firm frown before continuing with his driving, Sakura gave a loud snort and a roll of her pretty emerald eyes.
"His talking limit is up," she briefed, turning around so she was facing Naruto, "you'll grow on him eventually, don't worry." Her blinding kind smile, startled the boy slightly, but he was determined to get along with his new parents, he would do his best to please them both.
"Okay mom, soooo, what do you do?"
"I'm a model! But I don't work a lot, considering Sasuke makes enough money himself,"
"Aaah!" Naruto said, smiling like an idiot, his cerulean orbs darted up to where his father his, than to the rode in front of the male, the already big enough eyes became bigger — so did the abyss orbs as a car came rolling towards them, Sakura seeing the distress laughed kindly, oblivious, Sasuke snapped his head side-ways, opening his mouth, than his eyes darted towards the undone seatbelt of his girlfriend,
"What's wrong Naruto?" She asked kindly — the blond heard a loud scream escape the raven's lips, a scream left his as well as the pinkette tilted her head to the front, a look of horror crossing her features as the rolling vehicle came rolling into the truck, a piece of metal quickly halted itself through Sakura's head and a bit through the seat, the car they were currently sitting in rolling over as the father screamed in more horror, Naruto pursed his lips shut, cerulean orbs tearing horribly as he watched the bloodied piece of metal go through his new mother's head,
The truck came to a halt, fire coming in random areas, Sasuke being an Uchiha quickly recovered, quickly taking in the damage — he realized he didn't have long till the vehicle exploded, he looked over towards his girlfriend, a look of horror crossing his face as he took in the piece of metal that was pierced through her head, and another piece, too close to comfort, pierced near him and Naruto, he tilted his head back, looking at the dumbstruck blond, clicking his tongue in distaste, he unbuckled himself, crawling to the back of the truck,
"Naruto" he said firmly, shaking the boy a bit, who didn't respond, grunting loudly, he unbuckled his son, bringing him into his arms, and began to look for some sort of exit, the truck was tilted on Sakura's side, so he had to crawl up slightly to make it towards the other side of the truck, throwing open the passenger side, he jumped down, still holding the silent blond, as soon as he was out, he wasted no time getting as far as his legs could carry him.
As soon as he was a safe distance away from the car, he dropped down, placing the blond onto the cement, dropping his forehead beside the 16 year olds shoulder, and with all his pride, cried.
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A giant uproar came about when the crash was finally released on the news, everyone began to call their boss, making sure for their pay checks safety, if he was okay, the crash only happened about 20 or some minutes ago, yet it seemed as if the whole world already new. Even Sasuke's over sea's business partners were calling to check up on him. Robotically he answered each, saying yes he's fine, then hung up. Not bothering to start any conversation with his son, he barely knew the teenager, he was willing to do this whole parenting thing with Sakura. He was prepared for the ordeal, but he wasn't prepared to see a chunk of metal pierced through the girls head.
And bitterly, he began to think thoughts like he would rather see that piece of metal pierced through his sons head, but shook the ideas out of his head — no matter if he just met the boy, 4 or 3 hours ago, Naruto was still his son in some sick twisted way of the law. And so, Sasuke would do his best to take care of his son, which is why his body probably moved on its own to save the dumbstruck male.
While the news cast was just itching to get an interview with a covered in blood and black dirt Sasuke, Neji had come on scene the moment Sasuke called him, whimpering and crying incoherent words, while the brunette male forced everyone to keep their distance, Naruto and Sasuke sat completely silent beside each other, they couldn't speak at this moment, both their lips were shut, they were still scarred.
"Thank you" Naruto whispered softly, curling up into a small ball, he didn't bother to cast a look towards his father, who smiled bitterly.
"did your parents die the same way? Pierced through the head?" Sasuke asked, leaning back onto the palm of his hands, ignoring the stinging sensation coming from them in protest.
"Don't know, I wasn't with them" he answered, "you can un-adopt me if you want, I would understand..." he finished, placing his small tanned head onto his bony knees, he watched in disinterest as the paramedics and police were removing the bodies from the other car, and the one they had been in a few minutes again. As they wrote information down in their little notebooks, Naruto cringed slightly at the sight, they looked like robots who have done this a million times — and it was a little disgusting to watch, honestly.
"Moron" Sasuke said softly, sending his son a cold glare. "your my son, you were in the first place." Now, Sasuke wasn't a type of person to say sappy shit, and try to cheer people up when he needed a bit of cheering up himself, so when the boy that he had just adopted, and better be damn grateful for it, starts sprouting shit like to disown him, he can merely grit his teeth and avoid from punching the boy in the face.
Naruto turned towards his father with his mouth slightly agap, before a small smile formed on his lips. "You might die," he interjected quickly, too quickly,
"I won't die until your 18 and you have my whole in heritage."
"Everyone around you will die"
"then it will be just you and me," he snapped back, glaring cold daggers towards the blond — who was currently smiling the biggest smile ever seen, frowning more, Sasuke didn't understand what he had said to make the male smile so much, but shrugged it off.
"Neji, prepare a car... I want to go home." Sasuke said, raising himself then glaring towards his off-spring to get the hell up, who quickly did. The brunette quickly nodded, bringing out his phone and calling up a driver to come and get the pair, within 10 minutes, they were in a clean limo, then within 40 so minutes, they were finally at the mansion. Naruto's eyes almost bulged out when he looked at the overly large home, before quickly following Sasuke into the mansion, when they entered, they placed their coats on the hangers and made their way towards the kitchen.
"Choose one of the spare rooms, then you can decorate it to your likings." He said shrugging off the tension in his shoulders, eyes still slightly down casted. No matter how cold he is, he cannot just get over seeing his girlfriends death like that so quickly, dare he say it, he actually enjoyed her company. She was nice — she was kind, she was open minded, she didn't mind trying to command Sasuke, she was in love with him, and she put up with everything he threw at her. Sasuke doubted her could ever find a girl like her again, but at the moment, he would have to focus on more important things, like being a good father, making sure Naruto isn't completely messed up from seeing that, and, fixing the crisis on the news about him. Along with some funeral planning, he wanted to give the girl a huge funeral, she deserved it, it was her last party after all.
Cringing slightly, he remembered when he had went to his parents funerals — how Itachi rubbed his back the whole time, whispering things like it was okay. Sasuke had lost his parents when he was 8, like Naruto. Which was slightly shocking at the similar past, but 10 years after the loss, Itachi and Sasuke strayed away from each other, and still don't care much for each other. Itachi was somewhere in homo land smooching with Deidara, while leaving the whole company on Sasuke's shoulders. Gritting his teeth slightly, he looked over to the quiet blond. He needed to focus on getting the boy back onto a sane path.
"It's not your fault," Sasuke added in, as if he was reading Naruto's mind, but, it didn't take a genius to know what the boy was thinking.
"And if it is?" Naruto said with determination in his voice, looking up his father, cerulean orbs watering slightly, but not crying. "It's my fault she was turned around talking to me, without a seat belt,"
"A piece of metal flew through her head, Naruto..." Sasuke wanted to say it was more of his fault for not swerving out of the way, he might have saved a life if he had, but of course, Uchiha's don't admit to their mistakes. The blond shook his head in protest, but suddenly stopped when a cold forehead was pressed against his.
"Just go to sleep, it doesn't matter..." Sasuke muttered pulling away from the boy, he merely did that action, because Sakura did it to him whenever he was brooding over something, she would place her forehead against his, smile and tell him to just go to sleep and that it didn't matter — doing that to his son, just felt like something a parent would do. Turning his back towards Naruto again, he began to look around in the fridge for some type of food.
Hearing the creak of the chair, he was content to see the boy walking towards the stairs, at least the boy was obedient. While he beamed at himself — a flushed Naruto stomped up the stairs.
'who the hell does he think he is!' the blond screamed mentally, not noticing the lack of reaction from Sasuke, he wasn't flushed from the sudden close contact, he was flushed cause it was a love-dovey type of thing to do! Sakura had said Sasuke was more to a himself type of guy, so Naruto was expecting a type of parent that neglected him in total, than — the bastard of a father goes and says something mushy gushy like that, scaring the poor boy out of his wits. But then again, the man had just lost his girlfriend, it probably wasn't weird for them to do something so close contact, it was probably a ritual in this house.
He frowned at the memory of the smiling pink headed girl, he had barely known her, she was the reason he had been adopted in the first place, but death had taken her life cause he was there, he owed Sasuke everything. He took away Sasuke's remaining family — from what he knows, so, Naruto decided that very moment, he would become the guys family. If he couldn't be the perfect son for his father, than he be damned trying.
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"Morning" Sasuke said sleepily, casting a semi-worried gaze towards the all smiles blond,
"morning" Naruto replied in an all-too-happy voice, causing Sasuke to give a short cough in his hand, it all seemed so fake.
He wanted to ask 'hey Naruto are you okay?' but that just seemed like something abnormally awkward to ask, so he pressed his lips in a thin line before handing the blond a sort of paper, who sent it an odd gaze, which the father grunted loudly too.
"Whenever you want to start school — I have you registered"
"oh wow, thanks, I'll start today"
"today?"
"Yeah why not, your going to work anyways, right?"
Sasuke's lips were pressed shut again as he gave the boy a short curt nod before exciting his home, Naruto, seeing his father leave sighed loudly and began to get ready for his first day of school. He wasn't excited in the least, but he had to try to be the perfect child, which meant studying, attitude, and word-choice. He was sure bursting up on his father's face when he said he registered him for school would be rude — so he decided to just go. Even if Sasuke was implying later in the month, Naruto knew brooding over the fact he saw someone get their head pierced was not healthy, it was better to just let it go, without letting it out completely.
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Finally in his iron-pressed school uniform, which consisted of a white blazer and black dress pants, he ran a random brush through his sunny blond locks before making his way out the door, determined to become the perfect child for Sasuke. Coming into view of the school, he was slightly shocked it wasn't some type of private school — no, it was a normal kids school. He smiled slightly sheepishly at this, walking through the gates with confidence, he could do this.
Going to his first class, English, he was slightly startled to see a shit load of teenagers his age staring at him with burning eyes, Naruto had a feeling the 'Uchiha incident' was all over the news, but he didn't suspect people his age to know about him being the adoptive child. He was hoping he wouldn't need to go through that. The teacher gave him a short look of kindness, before motioning the blond towards the front of the class.
"What's your name?" The teacher interjected, smiling blindly while the students practically burned holes into the new boy, Naruto shifted nervously, he knew his new name, but, what grief would it bring him from stating it? Could he brag about it? But that would be wrong, and a perfect Uchiha child would not brag about being a rich-boys son. Nipping the inside of his cheek he tried to think, was his name released on the news? He knew he should've watched it last night.
"Ah... I'm Naruto Uch—" he shifted again, watching all the eyes, when it dawned on him, they were staring at his hair. His fucking hair, resisting the urge to hit his head against the chalkboard, he smiled brightly and continued. "I'm Naruto Uchiha!" he chirped happily, watching his fellow classmates mouths hang open.
"Uchiha?" The teacher asked sceptically, Naruto nodded again, "who's your father?" the brunette male asked kindly, Naruto weighed his options,
"Sasuke" he responded easily, watching as more mouths hung open, expect for the occasional 'i-don't-care' type of person, the teacher shifted nervously, giving the boy a sad gaze,
"I'm sorry for your lost, now, everyone please treat Uchiha-san very kindly."
Uchiha-san, Naruto thought, gritting his teeth slightly, before when he was an orphan, and announced his name, there was never any honouring, it was a little degrading just because Sasuke is a multimillionaire that owned many companies, didn't mean the teacher had to treat Naruto like a complete rich snob, cause he was sure, even Sasuke wouldn't want a son that let's the power go to his pretty little head. Tsking slightly, he motioned himself to his seat, sitting beside a spiky-brunette, who smiled to him care freely, Naruto couldn't help but flash his white canines back.
Lunch came faster than one could count to 10, huffing loudly, he pushed back his seat,
"Yo, Uchiha!" a loud voice boomed, successfully making Naruto jump out of his skin, sceptically, Naruto looked towards the male that was sitting beside him, huffing a sigh of relief.
"Naruto" he corrected, smiling towards his classmate,
"Kiba" 'Kiba' said happily, Naruto swore if the male was a dog, he'd be wagging his tail like no tomorrow at this very moment, the blond nodded, still smiling, ignoring the fact that his face was starting to hurt. "Want to eat lunch with me and my friends?" Kiba said in a chirpy happy tone, Naruto once again weighed the options, but concluded it couldn't hurt to have a few friends, he didn't need to be a complete loner. Just needed to have close-too-perfect grades.
"Yeah, why not." Naruto laughed out, shoving his hands into his pockets and following Kiba out of the classroom, who began to walk along beside him at one point.
"Maaan, you're a lot different than I thought you would be!" The brunette said thoughtfully, earning an arched brow.
"I thought you were gonna be some rich-snob that just smiles in front of a crowd." Kiba said, crossing his arms behind his head, and flashing his new friend a goofy smile, who smiled back.
"I tricked you then," Naruto hummed happily, stopping in front of the lunch table with two blond girls, one with a large pony-tail and half of her face covered by her bangs, and a multiple pony-tailed girl, both girls smiled happily, and Naruto repeated the motion.
"Naruto Uchiha"
"Temari"
"Ino" they answered, laughing the names off.