Hey !

It's a parody of '' Candy Store '' from '' Heathers, the musical ''. I really like this music and when I saw it lately, I thought Dean would make a good Heather, so here it is. I invite you to go see the song on the internet to get a better idea of the song if you do not know it already.

I hope you will enjoy, it was fun to do. Maybe I'll do another song with the same composition. Good reading !

Dean : "Are we gonna have a problem ? You got a bone to pick ? You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick ? I'd normally slap your face off and everyone here could watch. But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice. Listen up, bitch !"

Crowley watches Dean worriedly and surprised. He also looks at Sam and Castiel who arebehind him, with a big mean smile that does not reassure him.

Sam and Casitel, with enthusiasm : "He like !

Dean : Lookin' hot, drinkin' hard.

S & C : He like !

D : Lies and Maxin' with Dad's old credit card"

Crowley takes a few steps back but the three other approached him.

S & C : "He like !

D : Salt bullet gun.

S & C : He like !

D : Burn Bones.

S & C : He like !

D : Kickin' demons in the nose !"

Crowley loosens his tie slightly, allowing him to swallow.

D : "If you lack the nuts, you can go play dolls and let your mommy fix you a snack.

S & C, imitating Crowley's voice : Mother ?

D : Or you can have a drink with an umbrella and rum, all between two huntings in my Impala with the boys."

Sam and Cass' : Darling, what are you waitin' for ?

The three boy : Welcome to our life. It's time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore.

S & C : So, make step into the Bunker.

Crowley would like to take a few more steps back but there is a concrete wall behind him.

D : Say goodbye to your hell crew !

S & C : That freaks are not your friends.

D: I can tell you, if they can shot,

S & C : They would leave you to rot.

Dean : "Of course, if you do not care. Good ! Go ask them to braid your hair, maybe Wall Street is safe.

Sam : Or forget this fake cage made of gold

Cass' : And join the former main characters in the story first.

Dean: You can join the team

S & C : Or you can do the dog and moan.

D : You can live the true hunt.

S & C : Or you can die alone.

D : You can travel in the fifty states.

S & C : Or if you prefe,

D : Keep on testing me

S & C : And end up like the monsters who was on our road !