Prologue to Anime / Rpg

Party

(In a distant place far from our world there was two people there was nothing important about them except they saved the world once)

Barret: Turn my porn back on!!!

Cloud: Don't you think that we should do something with our lives

Barret: NO!!!! Now turn my porn back on!!!

Cloud: You're so damn helpless

Cloud: You can't even turn it back on yourself

Barret: I could but i am to damn lazy

Cloud: and fat plus not nice to look at

Barret: yea ever since i joined Fat ass anonymous

Cloud: Hehehehehe Fat ass

Barret: Fuck you!! You ass Wookie

ERRRRRCHHHHHHH!!!!!

Barret: Wha what the fuck was that!

Cloud: Must be visitors

Knock Knock!!

Cloud: I'll get it cause you're so damn lazy

Barret: Damn straight

Cloud then opens the door and is surprised

Barret: Ohhh my GOD!!!!

Cloud: It's It's Mr. T

Mr. T: I pity that fat fool over there!

Barret: I'm not fat I'm just big boned

Cloud: Well maybe if they're called fat bones

Barret: Shut the hell up

Barret fires a blast from his arm cannon at Cloud

Cloud: Shit !!!

Cloud ducks down and it hits Mr. T

Barret: Opps I killed the wrong guy

Cloud: No shit Sherlock!!

Barret: Now what should we do with the body?

Cloud: I don't know lets decide in chapter 2

Barret: Damn we have to wait!

TO BE CONTINUED

Ohhhhhh god that was funny Well the next Chapter should be up in a week!