I know, I know, I promised myself I'd be a KH only account but I just can't help myself. This song is dedicated to you, Raito. You will be missed. (At least by me anyway)
Light: Gotta keep! One jump ahead of the detectives! One swing ahead of the police! I will kill everyone that does crime. (That's everyone!) One jump ahead of the NPA; these guys don't appreciate my judgment.
Aizawa: Murderer!
Matsuda: *crying* How could you?!
Mogi: Killer!
L: Kira!
Light: I'm doing you a favor, guys.
SPK: Catch him and kill him, guys!
Light: I can take a hint, gotta face the facts, you're my only friend, Ryuk!
Misa & Takada: Who? Oh, it's great, Kira has passed judgement! He's dropped crime rates for six years straight! *swoon*
Kira haters: But Kira is rotten, he's ruining this earth!
Light: Gotta kill more, gotta kill more criminals! I'll go outside when I have the time! One jump ahead of L. One skip ahead of Near. Good thing they'll never know I'm Kira. *wink* One jump ahead of Mello. One hit ahead of Matt, even though he lasted only 2 episodes.
Near: Stop there, Kira!
Mello: You monster!
L: Murderer!
Light: Come on, I'm not Kira!
Matt: Oh, as if we'd believe that!
Light: Gotta kill the criminals, gotta make this world pure, otherwise we'd get along.
Police: Wrong!
Light: One jump ahead of Raye Penber!
Everyone: MURDERER!
Light: One hop ahead of Misora!
Everyone: KILLER!
Light: One trick ahead of Rem!
Everyone: MONSTER!
Light: They're quick, but I'm much faster!
Everyone: KILL HIM!
Light: Here goes, better grab my pen, wish me happy landin', all I gotta do is write!