Published July 2011; Written July 2010. This should be considered a look at Cody's cellphone, if you were to go through his messages. He'd sent a group text out, and working from that, you'll see the replies.
Cody Rhodes had sent out the following to a bunch of his friends on the rosters:
We have a 'Raw and Smackdown World Tour' show in the same city for a change, so I figured it'd be a good chance for all of us to go out or something. Not too sure on the entertainment in Omaha though, lol.
Randy Orton was the first to respond, via reply all:
Omaha. Christ. Ok, we can do this.
Yep..found a recommendation!
"Arthur's - Think of Arthur's as a guaranteed hangover. And we mean that in the best possible way. Located at 8025 W Dodge Rd, it's open all night, so it's a pretty good bet that you're going to be feeling it the next morning. Enjoy the late-night debauchery, but drink lots of water and pop some Advil."
We can roofie Swagger.
A couple of Divas weighed in:
Rude. Lol. I'm down for whatever you guys wanna do.
and,
All of us...in Omaha...nice! lol. I feel like that just spells trouble, so I'm down for it. Whatever you have in mind is fine with me, though I'm sure our options are limited.
Randy replied:
I just hope the midget doesn't try to tag along. He did last supershow. Fuck that. "Swoggle, go home!" somebody yelled and the little fucker cried. Who needs it
Cody replied:
Because he's a fucking pain in the ass, lol. Maybe if he wasn't in character all the damn time, we'd bring him along more often.
Randy snorted and replied,
What is this "in character" of which you speak? lmfao
Cody laughed and answered:
Well, some of us are naturally psychotic, so its not character for those people, jk, lol. I'm pretty sure I'd be ignored if I demanded I'd be called 'dashing' all the time.
A diva weighed in her observation:
I thought Swoggle was just a creepy bastard in general. lmao.
Now, Randy was very fond of Big Cena's 16-year old son, Owen, and enjoyed when "Kid Cena" would tag along with them. Randy texted,
Does the kid have a fake ID? If not, they're probably not all that swift in Omaha so he could probably swipe John's drivers license and use that
Which brought the following text from Big Cena:
This was forwarded to everyone, and no, he doesn't have nor does he need a fake ID, thank you. I'll be sure to hold tight to my license, Randy. Prick.
Of course, most involved in this mass text were now laughing.
Goldust replied:
Looks like they're not all that swift outside of Omaha either. lol
Looking forward to it and see all of you there
A diva quipped,
Wonderful influence you are, Orton.
Another diva added,
Now we're once again, condoning underage drinking...someone's going to get arrested if we all go out.
Randy shut his phone off. lol
Cody replied:
I'll ask him, but hopefully he doesn't, lol.
John texted:
I don't believe he has a fake ID. You really did hit reply all, didn't you, Randy
Fortunately, nobody got arrested that night, and John's belief that his son didn't have a fake ID was allowed to live on for a couple of months until John found it in the laundry, lol. But yeah, you just got a look at how the get-togethers generally come about. Gotta love technology.