*all right listen up... Inuyasha and all his friends are from Rumiko Takashi and NOT me. And the song belongs to Sir Mix alot. This is just a silly fic of me and I hope you enjoy it... have fun! *

'...' is someone speaking bla is the song

I like big butts

Sango, Kagome, Miroku, Shippo and Inuyasha are just walking when a girl passed them by. Miroku was going crazy. When Sango turned around she saw something and said to Kagome:

'Oh my god

Kagome, look at her butt

Its so big

She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

Who understands those rap guys

They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute

I mean her butt

It's just so big

I can't believe it's so round

It's just out there

I mean, it's gross '

Kagome laughs and she tells it to Inuyasha, Shippo and Miroku. Miroku looked at the girls bud and exploded. Before everyone could stop him he walked to the girl and when he was before her he tells her:

'I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny (looking at Inu and Shippo behind the girl)

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up tough

Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya (Sango narrows her eyes)

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me (Looking again to Inu and Shippo)

But that butt you got

Make Me so horney (Shippo giggled)

Ooh, rump of smooth skin

You say you wanna get in my benz

Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy'

The group walked further. Everyone, except for Miroku, was laughing. Miroku had a huge, red, handprint on his face. Kagome had tears of laughing. 'That was soooo funny, Miroku!' Miroku couldn't laugh about it. 'She was just slamming me! It really hurts!'

~=The end=~