A/N and Disclamer:
Cloe: Hello everybody, I think you'll not remember me, I am/was a newbie writer who started writing a Mary-Sue before she even knew what a mary-sue was, ah the horror, the horror.
Gryffith: Shut up and stop annoying the nice people.
Cloe: Aww and I was having fun too, meanwhile back at the ranch we should get on to what you people came here to see…read...whatever…our fanfic.
Gryffith: Too bad. This fanfic deals a lot with time. No, it does not deal with Cloe being late all the time.
Cloe: Ha ha you are just so very funny, I'd like to take this moment to announce that I am doing most of the humor in this lovely ficy so make of that what you will, ahem back to the point at hand, time. This fic starts out in 2023 but ends up…well you'll just have to read to find out...
Gryffith: Uh-huh, many the pranks were a team effort! Oops...uh, what pranks?
Cloe: It's called tact, my dear. I had better go on before Gryffith here blabs something big, like when har..hehe seems I'm just as bad.
Gryffith: So you shouldn't talk. Oh, and btw, I'm writing most of it. So the scenes that you really like, thank me.
Cloe: You may be writing most of it but who thought of the idea, most of the wonderful characters, and the ahem PLOT, me that's who, so nyah.
Gryffith: ~grumble~ Can we get back to the *point* of this conversation?
Cloe: That's a good idea. Now there* is* a shock, personally I don't think its that big but then that's me, so relax this is a long story, once you get into the first real chapter you'll know what I mean.
Gryffith: It is long, I don't even know how many chapters yet. More than ten, though. Many more.
Cloe: So if long fics scare you, just think of GoF and how long it was, trust me this is not going to be anywhere near that long.
Gryffith: Oh I don't know. If you add in the possible sequel... I'll shut up now.
Cloe: Possible? Ha, try certain, oh we do talk to much don't we?
Gryffith: Yes you do. So, shut up. Anyway, the characters in this fanfic are for the most part new.
Cloe: But the ones (and names, places, what have you) you recognize are not ours as much as we would like them to be.
Gryffith: Well, duh, if you recognize the names, then they were some one else's to begin with!
Cloe: Hey I was just making this into a disclaimer, so shut up.
Gryffith: Then disclaim! Go ahead! I'm not stopping you.
Cloe: I just did you prat, anyway we've talked enough, on with the show...be kind and review. Thank you and goodnight.
Guardian Angel from Hell
Prologue, A Set Up and Some Letters
A Harry Potter Fan Fiction
By Cloe and Gryffith
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"Dear Dr. Granger:
I am speaking to you on Circe's behalf. Her full name is Circe Miriam Malfoy, and yes, she is the daughter of Draco Malfoy and Sylvia Blake. As you should be aware, Draco is a typical politician and he still has several qualities that you may remember from Hogwarts, and Sylvia is a graduate from Durmstrang. There are rumors floating around that Lucius Malfoy set up the marriage, and I am inclined to believe it considering Durmstrang's history. I have concluded that Mr. Malfoy has tried the same parenting his father used on him, only in Circe's case it must have backfired and has given her the idea that what ever her father thinks must be wrong. After careful analysis, I have determined that she has a tendency to ignore authority, and is quite intelligent and clever. She does however seem to have a sense of humor, an improvement on the last generation, and has no problem with her lineage.
I believe she has the right idea; Circe would be a great asset in your line of work in spite of her colorful heritage. She has inherited her father's lack of trust, however I believe that this is a byproduct of Malfoy's parenting techniques. Gain her trust, Hermione, and she could do some marvelous things, you can mark my word on it. Nevertheless, I feel I must warn you, her more prominent reason for applying to your college is you. As Draco's rival in both Hogwarts and politics, you present a unique opportunity for eloquent declaration of rebellion against her father. Attitude-wise, this may present a problem. And in light of that, do the wizarding world a favor and teach the girl some manners. She knows the name and function of every table instrument invented so no worries there, it's just that she wouldn't recognize respect if it knocked her upside the head and stared her in the face.
Headmaster of Hogwarts,
Professor R. J. Lupin
June 30 2022."
"Dear Dr. Granger:
This would be Bixby Aylwin Weasley's résumé. As you might know, he is the son of our Minister of Magic, Ronald Weasley, whom I believe you are acquainted with. Hermione, this boy has his father's build, Fred's taste in pranks, and Bill's sense of fashion. And, believe it or not Bixby has somehow inherited Harry's dare devilish lack of common sense. I am sorry if it pains you to remember Harry, but Bixby is just like the hero minus the scar and Voldemort's antipathy.
He is sharp and quick enough in the field, which might be expected, although I sadly cannot say the same for his attention span while in the classroom. I know I say this about all the students that I send to your department, but you should watch him; I believe his uncles Fred and George are sending him pickings from their joke shop every so often. They may be trying to get members of your department interested and therefore increase their capital. Just remember to be sure that your wand is your own before you use it.
Headmaster of Hogwarts,
Professor R. J. Lupin
June 30 2022."
"Dear Dr. Granger:
Here is one of the best students in his class, Cameron Dunstan Zadah. I am the one sending Cameron your way, but only because his mother, Zorina Yarmille, switched him from Durmstrang before his seventh year. In case you did not know, Professor Karkaroff still focuses on the Dark Arts there. On the other hand, Cameron has extremely high marks and talent. He is a little bit quieter than you would think, but his mind still works, rest assured. If you make him earn your trust, I believe he can be a significant addition to your department.
Headmaster of Hogwarts,
Professor R. J. Lupin
June 30 2022."
Cloe: Hello everybody, I think you'll not remember me, I am/was a newbie writer who started writing a Mary-Sue before she even knew what a mary-sue was, ah the horror, the horror.
Gryffith: Shut up and stop annoying the nice people.
Cloe: Aww and I was having fun too, meanwhile back at the ranch we should get on to what you people came here to see…read...whatever…our fanfic.
Gryffith: Too bad. This fanfic deals a lot with time. No, it does not deal with Cloe being late all the time.
Cloe: Ha ha you are just so very funny, I'd like to take this moment to announce that I am doing most of the humor in this lovely ficy so make of that what you will, ahem back to the point at hand, time. This fic starts out in 2023 but ends up…well you'll just have to read to find out...
Gryffith: Uh-huh, many the pranks were a team effort! Oops...uh, what pranks?
Cloe: It's called tact, my dear. I had better go on before Gryffith here blabs something big, like when har..hehe seems I'm just as bad.
Gryffith: So you shouldn't talk. Oh, and btw, I'm writing most of it. So the scenes that you really like, thank me.
Cloe: You may be writing most of it but who thought of the idea, most of the wonderful characters, and the ahem PLOT, me that's who, so nyah.
Gryffith: ~grumble~ Can we get back to the *point* of this conversation?
Cloe: That's a good idea. Now there* is* a shock, personally I don't think its that big but then that's me, so relax this is a long story, once you get into the first real chapter you'll know what I mean.
Gryffith: It is long, I don't even know how many chapters yet. More than ten, though. Many more.
Cloe: So if long fics scare you, just think of GoF and how long it was, trust me this is not going to be anywhere near that long.
Gryffith: Oh I don't know. If you add in the possible sequel... I'll shut up now.
Cloe: Possible? Ha, try certain, oh we do talk to much don't we?
Gryffith: Yes you do. So, shut up. Anyway, the characters in this fanfic are for the most part new.
Cloe: But the ones (and names, places, what have you) you recognize are not ours as much as we would like them to be.
Gryffith: Well, duh, if you recognize the names, then they were some one else's to begin with!
Cloe: Hey I was just making this into a disclaimer, so shut up.
Gryffith: Then disclaim! Go ahead! I'm not stopping you.
Cloe: I just did you prat, anyway we've talked enough, on with the show...be kind and review. Thank you and goodnight.
Guardian Angel from Hell
Prologue, A Set Up and Some Letters
A Harry Potter Fan Fiction
By Cloe and Gryffith
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Dear Dr. Granger:
I am speaking to you on Circe's behalf. Her full name is Circe Miriam Malfoy, and yes, she is the daughter of Draco Malfoy and Sylvia Blake. As you should be aware, Draco is a typical politician and he still has several qualities that you may remember from Hogwarts, and Sylvia is a graduate from Durmstrang. There are rumors floating around that Lucius Malfoy set up the marriage, and I am inclined to believe it considering Durmstrang's history. I have concluded that Mr. Malfoy has tried the same parenting his father used on him, only in Circe's case it must have backfired and has given her the idea that what ever her father thinks must be wrong. After careful analysis, I have determined that she has a tendency to ignore authority, and is quite intelligent and clever. She does however seem to have a sense of humor, an improvement on the last generation, and has no problem with her lineage.
I believe she has the right idea; Circe would be a great asset in your line of work in spite of her colorful heritage. She has inherited her father's lack of trust, however I believe that this is a byproduct of Malfoy's parenting techniques. Gain her trust, Hermione, and she could do some marvelous things, you can mark my word on it. Nevertheless, I feel I must warn you, her more prominent reason for applying to your college is you. As Draco's rival in both Hogwarts and politics, you present a unique opportunity for eloquent declaration of rebellion against her father. Attitude-wise, this may present a problem. And in light of that, do the wizarding world a favor and teach the girl some manners. She knows the name and function of every table instrument invented so no worries there, it's just that she wouldn't recognize respect if it knocked her upside the head and stared her in the face.
Headmaster of Hogwarts,
Professor R. J. Lupin
June 30 2022."
"Dear Dr. Granger:
This would be Bixby Aylwin Weasley's résumé. As you might know, he is the son of our Minister of Magic, Ronald Weasley, whom I believe you are acquainted with. Hermione, this boy has his father's build, Fred's taste in pranks, and Bill's sense of fashion. And, believe it or not Bixby has somehow inherited Harry's dare devilish lack of common sense. I am sorry if it pains you to remember Harry, but Bixby is just like the hero minus the scar and Voldemort's antipathy.
He is sharp and quick enough in the field, which might be expected, although I sadly cannot say the same for his attention span while in the classroom. I know I say this about all the students that I send to your department, but you should watch him; I believe his uncles Fred and George are sending him pickings from their joke shop every so often. They may be trying to get members of your department interested and therefore increase their capital. Just remember to be sure that your wand is your own before you use it.
Headmaster of Hogwarts,
Professor R. J. Lupin
June 30 2022."
"Dear Dr. Granger:
Here is one of the best students in his class, Cameron Dunstan Zadah. I am the one sending Cameron your way, but only because his mother, Zorina Yarmille, switched him from Durmstrang before his seventh year. In case you did not know, Professor Karkaroff still focuses on the Dark Arts there. On the other hand, Cameron has extremely high marks and talent. He is a little bit quieter than you would think, but his mind still works, rest assured. If you make him earn your trust, I believe he can be a significant addition to your department.
Headmaster of Hogwarts,
Professor R. J. Lupin
June 30 2022."