A/n: Well this is my first ASOU fic and my friend told me about weird ships week so I decided to write one... also she got me interested in this by talking about it over and over again. Well here it is... I hope you like it and that please R&R! Oh yeah the smaller letters means that they're saying it under there breath.

Disclaimer: Ok I don't own any of the characters... wait that's not true I own Black Viper, (I don't want to spoil anything so I won't tell you who they are)and all of her goons(I'm not so sure if that's how you spell it... spelling was never a good subject for me...)

"Quigly, Duncan come on we're going to be late, hurry up!" Quigly got up very slowly... until, that is he remembered that he would be seeing Violet today. Duncan was still sound asleep though, and would probably just yell at him for not waking him up before they left. Reluctantly he walked over to his bed and tried to wake him up. "Duncan... Duncan wake up! DUN CAN (nickname) WAKE UP WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!" "Hey don't call me that my name's DUNCAN not DUN CAN! And what exactly are we going to be late for again?" "(Sigh) we are going to go visit the Baudelaire's...you know Violet...and Klaus." "Ok I'm up!" "Yeah and I'd like to see which of us actually gets Violet to themselves today..." "Well lets go get breakfast and go." "Ok... Well are you coming, I'm already at the stairs... scratch that I'm on the bottom of the stairs." (A/n: He slid down the banister which is the faster way to get down the stairs. Oh and they all some how got houses of there own &Count Olaf is lying low for a while... the cops are right behind him at this point) "Finally I thought you blockheads were never going to get up! We're already late, your toast and milk is on the table so grab it and let's go." "Why? What time is it?" "10:00 and we promised to be there at 9:30!" "Oh well in that case Quigly we'd better get going." "You'd think he'd have caught on sooner that it was late...Well let's go and don't say that you're still half asleep or we'll leave you here." "Stop being so mean Quigly, and please don't argue (giving puppy dog eyes while Duncan is opining his mouth to argue with Quigly." "Oh stop it... I can't stand the puppy dog eye's trick..." "I know it always works on us..." "That's 'cause mom taught me before she... Oh never mind lets get going we're late as it is." The last he saw of his sister's face is the tears, still wet on her face as she left the house. This is because just as Quigly was locking the door behind them someone grabbed him and hit his head.
"Isadora where's Quigly he should have caught up with us by now... shouldn't he?" "Now that you mention it... yeah he should have... unless something happened to him." "Well if something has we can't go searching for him alone... we'll need some help so let's hurry up, and get to there house to get the Baudelaire's help. They'll help us out I'm sure." "Good idea Duncan!" Duncan then started to run ahead then stopped and noticed that Isadora was no were to be found. Then he picked up the pace and ran 5 whole blocks to get to the Baudelaire's house. He ran so much (and so fast) that he was out of breath by the time he got to there house. He rang the door bell 3 times and then started to pound on the door when he heard a rustling in the bushes. Finally Violet came to the door and opened it up "Duncan come in...where's everyone else?" "Can't... talk... here... go inside first... lock door... and windows... first..." "Violet who is it? Is it the Quagmires?" "Klaus go close and lock all the windows and lock the back door. Get Sunny and then come into the living room." Violet ordered her brother while Duncan sat down on the couch, and Violet closed and locked the front door. After a clearly puzzled Klaus did as his sister told him to, Violet went into the kitchen to bring Duncan a glass of water." They all watched and waited as Duncan finished gulping his glass of water. Finally he put it down and started to shake uncontrollably at what just happened. "So what exactly happened anyways?" "Well you see we were in a hurry to leave so we asked Quigly to lock up, and after we were half way to your house we noticed that Quigly wasn't there... he'd have been running while we were just walking... anyways we then decided to... to go get your help to look for him... we started running, and at some point I stopped and looked back to see... that ... Isadora was also missing." "So do you think Count Olaf is behind this?"

Well do you like it? This is just the 1st chapter, but I'll update right after this... so you won't have much time to review before I update. Anyways Black Viper gets introduced in the next chapter. She's a very cool person and you'll like her... I think so at lest... oh well tell me what you thought of it.