Disclaimer: I don't own Hikaru no Go

A/N: I just wanted to practice writing in Japanese a little bit since I'm forgetting it. This conversation came into my mind when I was imagining Hikaru and Akira talking in Japanese. I know it's kinda pointless, but oh well…I'm not really sure about my grammar, so please feel free to point out any mistakes.

Touya's Fault --塔矢のせい--

"進藤、デスノート映画化のニュース、聞いた?"

"うん。"

"ふーん。何でうちらはアニメだけなの?"

"それは塔矢のせいに決まってんじゃん!"

"え?! 僕のせい?"

"そう。"

"何で僕のせいなの?"

"塔矢の髪型をしたい俳優いねーじゃん!"

"だったら、僕の役は女優を使えばいいじゃない?"

"あ、そう言えばそういう提案もあったな!でも結局監督に否定された。"

"どうして?"

"オレもよく分からないけど、監督が'今頃やおいのほうがもっと人気'とか言ってた。"

"…"


'Shindou, did you know that Deathnote was made into a movie?'

'Yeah.'

'Hmmm… how come we are only made into Anime?'

'Well duh! It's obviously your fault!'

'What! My fault?'

'Yup.'

'Why's it my fault?'

'No actors in their right mind would want your haircut!'

'Well you can always use an actress for my role!'

'Ah, that suggestion came up, but the director said no.'

'How come?'

'I don't really understand either, but the director mentioned 'yaoi is way more popular now' or something like that.

'…'

A/N: It's quite fun to imagine what Akira's actor would be like if HikaGo's been made into a movie, any suggestions? I'd love to know who you think should have Akira's part :D